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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
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Author Comments

Special thanks to pHacon for helping me get an admin move the game to my Armorgames account! y/2619/the-game

NG Certificate, nominated for Tank Awards, and now my 1337th reviewer!

"how do you give your opinion on everything? make a game about it."

Congrats to JoexP for being my 1337th reviewah! =D

Oh wow!
Flash Portal History!!! Thanks Tom!

List of websites that, if :the game: is on, is stolen:
Attribution would at least be nice, kthxbai.


Oh, and to save you the trouble:


:THE GAME: is now downloadable! Now, as this game is 640x400, this game would go PERFECTLY with the screen resolution 1280x800. Twice the size and twice the lag. Spread :the game: around. Go ahead.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 5 / 5 stars November 2, 2008

what the?

all you do is jump off a edge but all i want to say is THIS GAME IS AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars November 2, 2008

really interesting

and funny and sarcastic! ^^
lurv it. wuz a good time-consuming game. haha!!

ur 5'd!


Rated 5 / 5 stars November 2, 2008

"Screw you, and your sister!"

"...and whatever pets you may have at the moment!"

Freaking amazing game. Presents every mainstream and not so mainstream belief and then parodies the hell out of it. Yet I honestly couldn't tell myself this wasn't perfectly accurate.

I loved it more than anything in the world. This game has given me a reason to live.

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Nutcasenightmare responds:

A game where you commit suicide over and over again... has given you reason to live.

Well how about THAT.

Glad you liked it anyway!


Rated 5 / 5 stars November 2, 2008


An ncredibly hiarious and awesome game. I would like to download it but the link you gave doesnt wok if you could pm me with another link that would be great

Nutcasenightmare responds:

Yeah, some glitch with NG always makes URLs break up. Just click the 'DOWNLOAD: the flash file' in the game. Thanks for playing!


Rated 5 / 5 stars November 2, 2008


The only problem is that whenever I try to select a level, it is always the never ending sobriety test...

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Nutcasenightmare responds:

I have no idea if that's a bug report, so I'll assume it's a compliment. Thanks for playing!