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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
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Author Comments

Special thanks to pHacon for helping me get an admin move the game to my Armorgames account! y/2619/the-game

NG Certificate, nominated for Tank Awards, and now my 1337th reviewer!

"how do you give your opinion on everything? make a game about it."

Congrats to JoexP for being my 1337th reviewah! =D

Oh wow!
Flash Portal History!!! Thanks Tom!

List of websites that, if :the game: is on, is stolen:
Attribution would at least be nice, kthxbai.


Oh, and to save you the trouble:


:THE GAME: is now downloadable! Now, as this game is 640x400, this game would go PERFECTLY with the screen resolution 1280x800. Twice the size and twice the lag. Spread :the game: around. Go ahead.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 1.5 / 5 stars November 2, 2008

I'm not amused

yeah, make the polar bear level not a piece of junk. perhaps you could make it possible to beat? or just SKIP it?

Nutcasenightmare responds:

Actually I tried changing that, but my edits are 'in the queue'. So.... yeah.


Rated 5 / 5 stars November 2, 2008


Whoa! Thanks for submitting this flash!

Rare thing on Newgrounds, keep up the good work!


Rated 5 / 5 stars November 2, 2008

That was quite brilliant.

I'd take one off for how annoying An Inconvenient Spoof was, but the rest of it made me laugh so hard (especially the "five stages" one) that I don't care anymore. Make a sequel!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars November 2, 2008


got stuck on the falling path, the bear keeps eating me and the checkpoint doesnt always work!!
il fu**ing kill you for that!
i wanna end the game!!!

ps. i love you :3

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Nutcasenightmare responds:

Crap, the checkpoint-of-no-return doesn't work? I'll have to fix that...

And as for the polar bear, yeah, just wait behind it a little. There's no metaphor there, it's just to piss people off.

ps. i love you too :3


Rated 5 / 5 stars November 2, 2008

purely amazing

this was truely fantastic i loved the sense of comedy you get from every level and i honestly would like to see more

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