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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
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You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play. <3

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 5 / 5 stars


Im a furry and the troll thing was hilarious. we really do get alot of butthurt from that, and alot of furries just whine and whine about it XD

Nutcasenightmare responds:

Haha, don't worry 'bout it, we're all furry for Krystal.

(And, thanks for playing :the game:!)


Rated 5 / 5 stars


i don't have anything too great to say but i thought the game was funny and politically relevant. it had a little of everything, from MC Escher, to Mario, and even a little Rick Roll in there. i don't know what else to say. i was very impressed. wish i could give it extra credit. thanks.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very Original

Never seen this done before. Great work.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Wow this game was great man nice to see some good satire.

The best one was the 5 stages of denial

"oh whats the point i might as well kill myself"
"wee this is fun" xD

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

The Game

I just lost it. Oh, and also rules 1 & 2.

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