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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
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Author Comments

You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play. <3

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 5 / 5 stars


its funny how you get away with making this shitty game as long as you randomly spatter in some cliche political humor, as if your jerking off in shower with the lights off. (aka: its a sloppy ass game)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hahahaha lolololol

Suicide is the answer?


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Need moar gamez.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Awesomest flash ever. it isnt crap like you said. its funny and awesome and really funny on level 39 or is it 38 i dunno still funny.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Its just great, love it