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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
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Author Comments

You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play.

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


I am really impressed. Its clever, well written, humerous, and basic all at the same time. It takes a lot of creativity to take something so simple and make it appeal on so many levels. Great job, cant wait to pass this one around.


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

This isn't a game, it's an interactive cartoon.

I was going to rate it at a 3. 1 point for execution, 1 point for humor, and 1 point for imagination. But then I thought more about it, and it isn't really all that imaginative (just a lot of pop culture), it isn't all that funny (it's adolescent and half-baked), and it wasn't even properly executed -- it's NOT a game. It's not even worth spending time looking at. Just to let you know beforehand, it's a real piece of shit, but it's a trendy piece of shit. That's what it gets 1 point for, for being newsgrounds-y, replete with obligatory NG reference.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Thats just about the best game ive ever played!



Rated 5 / 5 stars


I died so many times and for what nothing. Why?


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great stuff ^-^

This is easily one the best games on here that I've ever played!