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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
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You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play. <3

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 4 / 5 stars

I beat it

only thing that would complete this is a bunch of micheal jackson jokes. good job on converting our reality into your twisted idea of how life really is

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Sweet game.

I didn't even notice it was 40 levels until i was done; I'm not gonna suck your dick like everyone else who liked it, but, keep up the good work.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Simply awesome!

You sir, are a mad genious! Every single level I was expecting something different and you delivered in all 40 levels! You are a very witty and funny individual and your views on anime and communism were suprisingly spot on, even though it was intended for humorous purposes. I am literelly counting down the minutes, seconds, days, hours, weeks and months untill the sequel comes out, thank you for blessing us with this experiment of a game!!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


The pacman gave me a buzz, i knew it was a screamer just that i wasn't scared... But lol at the game i got the damned grocerys but then i died. also damn pacman had to got eaten then scared me D:


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


this is one of those games that i dont understand why i saw it on the frontpage....maybe if your high its a sweet game. but i'm i'm bored. very bored.