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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
  • Review Crew Pick November 5, 2008
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Author Comments

You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play. <3

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 5 / 5 stars


Very very funny


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Was one of the best games ever. Ha ha Kick ass dude.


Rated 3 / 5 stars

Pretty Funny

I have to agree with the person that posted a little below about how this game would've made a better flash video. :/ It just wasn't interactive enough for me for a game. Just my two cents though.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

sorry its not higher... but

it was great idea just a bit too poolitical/college/conspiracy/anti the man (who cant be anymore)/ childhood angers....

amazing though nice flow and consistency.... needed a bit else beside constant death, talk about a pessimist whos negative....


Rated 5 / 5 stars


thats all i can say