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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
  • Review Crew Pick November 5, 2008
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Author Comments

Special thanks to pHacon for helping me get an admin move the game to my Armorgames account!


NG Certificate, nominated for Tank Awards, and now my 1337th reviewer!

"how do you give your opinion on everything? make a game about it."

Congrats to JoexP for being my 1337th reviewah! =D


Oh wow!
Flash Portal History!!! Thanks Tom!

List of websites that, if :the game: is on, is stolen:
Attribution would at least be nice, kthxbai.


Oh, and to save you the trouble:

:THE GAME: is now downloadable! Now, as this game is 640x400, this game would go PERFECTLY with the screen resolution 1280x800. Twice the size and twice the lag. Spread :the game: around. Go ahead.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Why halo thar

I lost.

Also; great game, haven't had so much fun in ages.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Good game but repeditive.

Its good but the global warming stage is so repeditive.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

very...LonG buT!

this game is AWeSOme and funny=P and i havent played something this meaningful since GTA (haha get it?)

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Interactive Satire Is FUN!

You really have a great sense of humor. I also found that many of the games were extremely true to life. It was pretty good gameplay wise but was a little unresponsive at times. The graphics werent really anything special but they served their purpose (At least they weren't sticks). The sound was well done and I have no complaints about it. The real thing that made this great was the humor. Thank you for the laughs. Have a fundae.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


this is fun and awesome XD
just funny as heck!
the level thing gave me idea
you could make a litteral fighting game of this and have special atacks and change hats have masks or whatever you can buy and skills to atack with :P
or like a suicide game who ever suicides the most in 8 minutes or something

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