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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
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You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play. <3

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Re-define: &quot;Game&quot;

Kinda a post-philosophic romp. Devote some time and an open mind to it.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Most. awesome. game. EVER!

You are amazingly genius man I mean it this game was amazing!!! 10/10 5/5


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I have to say...I was not bored one bit. Made me chuckle a few. Laughed like hell at a few of the really hilrious ones. If only you could get a 6/5 :/


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Finally a true original cynical misanthropic game

Very good, the humour was spot on, ignore that other SynthAnthony guy. Some how i think he avoided current events in the pursuit of his, "Good Sense of Humour". MY NAME IS ANTHONY TOO, STOP GIVING US A BAD NAME!!! But yes now for something completely different, it was very good and something very different from the norm of flashes today
May i wish you luck in your next endeveour, CUZ IMA CHANGING MY LAZER!!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

really good but...

theres a big bug that doesnt let you jump exactly onto the platforms.