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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
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Author Comments

Special thanks to pHacon for helping me get an admin move the game to my Armorgames account!
http://armorgames.com/play/2619/the-game

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NG Certificate, nominated for Tank Awards, and now my 1337th reviewer!

"how do you give your opinion on everything? make a game about it."
~JoexP

Congrats to JoexP for being my 1337th reviewah! =D

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Oh wow!
Flash Portal History!!! Thanks Tom!

List of websites that, if :the game: is on, is stolen:
-Whirled.com
-Ebaumsworld.com
Attribution would at least be nice, kthxbai.
DO WUT YOU WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE. YOU ARE A PIRATE.

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Oh, and to save you the trouble:

http://www.nutcasenightmare.com/download_the_game.zip

:THE GAME: is now downloadable! Now, as this game is 640x400, this game would go PERFECTLY with the screen resolution 1280x800. Twice the size and twice the lag. Spread :the game: around. Go ahead.

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With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here

Reviews


death0goddeath0god

Rated 5 / 5 stars

AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!

I know that people say that when you see things over and over again they get boring well not this it got funnier every time he died



UltiranUltiran

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Lawlz

very dam funny. especially pac man lol.



demonkudemonku

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Had to 5 star...

...and I want to download this game so badly. I downloaded it but I don't know how to open it. What do I open it with?


Nutcasenightmare responds:

Winzip. Download the trial version. Maybe it's just my computer, but the trial version lasts FOREVER. Thanks for liking it that much! =D


MattJanes444MattJanes444

Rated 5 / 5 stars

good

second best game!!! splitter is the best


Nutcasenightmare responds:

Oh.... crap, I just realized.... first, :the game: won over Splitter in the Weekly Five by 0.01 points. THEN it replaced the EXACT SPOT Splitter had on front page. That's like a kick to the balls, one kick per ball.

Well, glad you liked this game, even though Splitter had to sacrifice its fame.

(If only Splitter made references to splitting church and state...)


YukaTakeuchiFanYukaTakeuchiFan

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hehe, nice!

I don't know how you made a game where the goal on nearly every stage is simply "jump off the floating grassy knoll and die", and make it an enormously fun laugh riot, but with all your titles and puns, you somehow kept it fresh the entire time.

Great work. For making something that should in no way be amusing one of the better times I've had playing Flash games, the 10 is yours.

Keep it comin'.
(AKA "Porn: The Game")
(AKA "Yeah, there's a reason I didn't make this")


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Nutcasenightmare responds:

McFondled: Over 6 million kittens killed.
(And if you're turned on by little white hopping armless peg-like guys... holy CRAP.)