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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
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Author Comments

Special thanks to pHacon for helping me get an admin move the game to my Armorgames account! y/2619/the-game

NG Certificate, nominated for Tank Awards, and now my 1337th reviewer!

"how do you give your opinion on everything? make a game about it."

Congrats to JoexP for being my 1337th reviewah! =D

Oh wow!
Flash Portal History!!! Thanks Tom!

List of websites that, if :the game: is on, is stolen:
Attribution would at least be nice, kthxbai.


Oh, and to save you the trouble:


:THE GAME: is now downloadable! Now, as this game is 640x400, this game would go PERFECTLY with the screen resolution 1280x800. Twice the size and twice the lag. Spread :the game: around. Go ahead.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 5 / 5 stars November 5, 2008

Must be my lucky week

Sheesh, first my candidate is elected President and now the most amazing game ever is made!! I honestly don't know what to say. I could play this all day. I have no clue if this ever ''does'' end. It's an endless array of satire about everything you could possibly ever think of! Maybe someday I ''will'' complete it, but I really don't want to, I wish this went on forever!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars November 5, 2008


STFU CUZ THIS IS THE DUMBEST PIECE OF CRAP EVER!!!In a really hilarious good way 10/10 5/5


Rated 5 / 5 stars November 5, 2008


Yay for social commentary!


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars November 5, 2008

Parodies make you play the same thing 40 times.

I wasn't expecting this. Fortunately, that's a good thing.

Oh yeah, the gameplay is real damn basic, but I kept playing; the hook is the witty themes and parodies you see as you, uh, "play." Tehy speek 2 meh, maaaaaaan.

...Anyway, an interesting game. If you're patient. And have a sense of humor.

I probably won't play this again. Yep.

Make a sequel.


Rated 5 / 5 stars November 5, 2008

Awesome game

I like your game its simple and funny, 10/10