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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
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You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play. <3

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 5 / 5 stars


Genius Nick, genuine genius. Sorry I didn't see it sooner, I (Lucas) don't tend to check Tim's email these days.

Such an improvement on the beta you showed me, had me laughing constantly. Incredibly witty and joyously fun! Deserves every award it gets!!

Lucas and the rest of Dark Heart Productions

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


so many much laughter

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


That was preposterously entertaining.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

took a while

it took a while for me to see the bizarre form of humor used in here, but i started to appreciate it :)

the soap dropping game is funny ^^


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


oh man this game made me laugh so hard. this game is good but one improvement i ask for is to make it a little more challenging. although it was still very good, left me laughing, and i commited suicide 40 times i think. i did every level except one. i can not beat mc eshner the game, please PM me if there is a way to beat it. my fav was anime the game. the hair was funny, i liked when you did a simple thing the anime scene made it look like a big deal. but again increase the challenge, besides global warming it actualy had some challenge. very nice game, and i cant wait for the sequel.