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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
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Author Comments

Special thanks to pHacon for helping me get an admin move the game to my Armorgames account! y/2619/the-game

NG Certificate, nominated for Tank Awards, and now my 1337th reviewer!

"how do you give your opinion on everything? make a game about it."

Congrats to JoexP for being my 1337th reviewah! =D

Oh wow!
Flash Portal History!!! Thanks Tom!

List of websites that, if :the game: is on, is stolen:
Attribution would at least be nice, kthxbai.


Oh, and to save you the trouble:


:THE GAME: is now downloadable! Now, as this game is 640x400, this game would go PERFECTLY with the screen resolution 1280x800. Twice the size and twice the lag. Spread :the game: around. Go ahead.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 5 / 5 stars November 8, 2008

You know, it's funny...

You know, it's funny...

I shot the camera man (or whoever) in the face by accident on my first try.


I can sympathize with Cheyney.


Rated 5 / 5 stars November 8, 2008

Great Game

hahaha this game is probably one of the most funniest games i've ever played, mostly because its extremely hilarious in a political / intelligent sense. Nicklaus u are an amazing artist if u came up with this idea and all levels by urself because they are crafted in a meaningful f*cking hilarious sense an dits really really great game. i didnt even know that there was 40 levels it felt like 15 honestly i wish i coulda kept going but i know if i keep playing this game over and over and over again its guna get boring so i wanna take it slow ;) but anyways this game is simply great and it has those minigames and its... its just really relaly random and it has so much funny jokes i was laffing prtety hard for most of them... specially the rick james joke XD but anyways this review is unbelievably long but to sum it up:

THIS GAME IS F*CKING AMAZING AND YOU GOTTA POST YOUR PROGRESS FOR :the game: 2 ON UR PAGE!!! thanks for this game its really really good and... :) keep up da good workz =)


Rated 5 / 5 stars November 8, 2008

epic win.

this game by far the best game on newgrounds, and possibly, the whole internets.

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Rated 3 / 5 stars November 8, 2008


Not funny at all. Boring.


Rated 5 / 5 stars November 8, 2008


Awesome game xD

omg i keep losing... is it because i keep dying? D: