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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
  • Review Crew Pick November 5, 2008
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Author Comments

Special thanks to pHacon for helping me get an admin move the game to my Armorgames account!
http://armorgames.com/pla y/2619/the-game

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NG Certificate, nominated for Tank Awards, and now my 1337th reviewer!

"how do you give your opinion on everything? make a game about it."
~JoexP

Congrats to JoexP for being my 1337th reviewah! =D

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Oh wow!
Flash Portal History!!! Thanks Tom!

List of websites that, if :the game: is on, is stolen:
-Whirled.com
-Ebaumsworld.com
Attribution would at least be nice, kthxbai.
DO WUT YOU WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE. YOU ARE A PIRATE.

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Oh, and to save you the trouble:

http://www.nutcasenightma re.com/download_the_game.
zip

:THE GAME: is now downloadable! Now, as this game is 640x400, this game would go PERFECTLY with the screen resolution 1280x800. Twice the size and twice the lag. Spread :the game: around. Go ahead.

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With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here

Reviews


moonwalkmoonwalk

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 5, 2014

Did anyone realised that in the Monogamy level, one of the Hearts gets drawn a Madness Combat face?



LoneSoviet117LoneSoviet117

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 4, 2014

Communism isn't so bad, the main problem is that people get it confused with fascism, even though the whole point of the Eastern front was to destroy fascism.



FanferdKrianScotFanferdKrianScot

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 1, 2014

Lol, this game is hilarious.


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RoseyDoesNewgroundsRoseyDoesNewgrounds

Rated 5 / 5 stars February 27, 2014

best game ever!


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MIstersonic2MIstersonic2

Rated 5 / 5 stars February 20, 2014

The history of Humanity in a fun and bloody way


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