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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
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Author Comments

You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play. <3

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 5 / 5 stars


all i can say "best game eva homie"
boyah bitch


Rated 3 / 5 stars


It's rather amusing, but not laugh-out-loud hilarious. And because the only thing it had going for it was its satirical humor, it wasn't that great to me.

I'm not saying it sucked, don't get me wrong. It was rather amusing indeed. But I do not believe that it should be anywhere near the Top 50 list. The witty comments and level titles were the amusing part, obviously. But the game itself had nothing to do, making it very repetitive. I understand that's what you were kind of going for, but in doing so it gave nothing for the game for me to enjoy all that much, really.

Sorry, it's just not my cup of tea, at least not as much as everyone else seems to like it. Glad that it's doing so well for you though, congrats!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

bad ass

this game is the truth how it realy is

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Epic awsomeness!

Newgrounds what does the game say about its awsome level?

ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Cool game but...

Really repetitive

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