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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
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You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play. <3

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 5 / 5 stars

one of the most..

brilliant games on Newgrounds.

Great work.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

wait....shouldent this be mature?

honestly looking at it theres so much blood but its great otherwise


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


It's good, bt the lack of choice in some areas is annoying. Like Capitalism The Game. You can either gobble up the dollars and get to eat concrete or you still get to eat concrete as the two giant NPC's still deploy their golden parachutes.

In the next game give a little more choice. And don't do the good or bad, there must be something in between (lol, warmongering Gandhi).



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Loco Bueno!

That means 'Crazy Good.' I think. Could be wrong. But that's what this game is. Crazy good. Maybe even crazy awesome. But I KNOW I don't know the spanish word for awesome. So Loco Bueno.

Also, this got taken off of kongregate. com. The audience there is apparently a bit too stuckup for this game. (aka they're noobs at life)


Rated 5 / 5 stars


That anime level was GREAT! You should put in a level selector! So like, you can revisit the ones you've liked, but you gotta unlock them, first?

Just an idea, i figure a genious like you is capable of that.

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