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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
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Author Comments

Special thanks to pHacon for helping me get an admin move the game to my Armorgames account! y/2619/the-game

NG Certificate, nominated for Tank Awards, and now my 1337th reviewer!

"how do you give your opinion on everything? make a game about it."

Congrats to JoexP for being my 1337th reviewah! =D

Oh wow!
Flash Portal History!!! Thanks Tom!

List of websites that, if :the game: is on, is stolen:
Attribution would at least be nice, kthxbai.


Oh, and to save you the trouble:


:THE GAME: is now downloadable! Now, as this game is 640x400, this game would go PERFECTLY with the screen resolution 1280x800. Twice the size and twice the lag. Spread :the game: around. Go ahead.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 5 / 5 stars November 13, 2008

Ah crap.

What the hell happened to the 11-star button?

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Nutcasenightmare responds:

...the what?...


Rated 5 / 5 stars November 12, 2008

What a perfect game.

Great humor, design, creativity, and well..humor. It would be good to have a level select option so we could show our friends are favorite parts, though. Great job!!

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Nutcasenightmare responds:

There IS a level select option, on the main menu.
choose :the levle:


Rated 5 / 5 stars November 12, 2008

are we suppose to beat the "Global Warming?"

T_T tried 50 times

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Nutcasenightmare responds:

Yeah, it's passable.

The real humour here is that a lot of people can't seem to get through it. Unintentional humour, but humour nonetheless.


Rated 5 / 5 stars November 12, 2008

My lord.

You, are epic win.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars November 12, 2008

That is the single greatest game ever.

It has everything, all bundled in a simple package. Amazing job, I wish some of my friends would come up with stuff half as funny as you.

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