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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
  • Review Crew Pick November 5, 2008
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Author Comments

You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play.

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Absolutely GREAT!

Great humor!
I loved each level.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Pretty useless

Yes this is useless but pretty long and well the best part of playing is the words after every time you jump! =)


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Greatist game EVERRRRR!!! But I lose everytime, lol.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Funniest game ever<period here> The only reason it wasn't 10/10 is because it wasn't really a game<put another period here, dumbass>


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I do love my satire

Okay at first In was like "wtf!?" but this turned into a really funny satirical game that got better and better with every level and death... great job, keep it u and I'll be waiting for the sequal