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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
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Author Comments

Special thanks to pHacon for helping me get an admin move the game to my Armorgames account! y/2619/the-game

NG Certificate, nominated for Tank Awards, and now my 1337th reviewer!

"how do you give your opinion on everything? make a game about it."

Congrats to JoexP for being my 1337th reviewah! =D

Oh wow!
Flash Portal History!!! Thanks Tom!

List of websites that, if :the game: is on, is stolen:
Attribution would at least be nice, kthxbai.


Oh, and to save you the trouble:


:THE GAME: is now downloadable! Now, as this game is 640x400, this game would go PERFECTLY with the screen resolution 1280x800. Twice the size and twice the lag. Spread :the game: around. Go ahead.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Oh noes!

I just lost the game.
Good game though
Really funny


Rated 5 / 5 stars


It was Finally a game that made me laugh so much...And it was really fact you must be a serious Action scripter

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


all i can say "best game eva homie"
boyah bitch


Rated 3 / 5 stars


It's rather amusing, but not laugh-out-loud hilarious. And because the only thing it had going for it was its satirical humor, it wasn't that great to me.

I'm not saying it sucked, don't get me wrong. It was rather amusing indeed. But I do not believe that it should be anywhere near the Top 50 list. The witty comments and level titles were the amusing part, obviously. But the game itself had nothing to do, making it very repetitive. I understand that's what you were kind of going for, but in doing so it gave nothing for the game for me to enjoy all that much, really.

Sorry, it's just not my cup of tea, at least not as much as everyone else seems to like it. Glad that it's doing so well for you though, congrats!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

bad ass

this game is the truth how it realy is

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