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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
  • Review Crew Pick November 5, 2008
  • Daily 4th Place November 2, 2008
  • Weekly 5th Place November 5, 2008

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You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play. <3

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 0 / 5 stars

:this is awful game go delete this:


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I love the game I was playing it before it was cool/mainstream I know I'm a hipster but I won't hate on the people who watched markiplier then play this game because this is a good game and you would find it even if markiplier didn't play it, it's just that good

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

"Is this where Allah promised my virgins?"
"I'm a feminist"
"Meh same thing"

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Rated 5 / 5 stars



Rated 5 / 5 stars

I watched Markiplier's videos for years and years and he has always inspired me and mad me laugh at times