Ultimate Gear War
Join the alien war, prepare your gear and protect your base at all cost!
4.18 / 5.00 15,640 Views:the game:
- Score:
- rated 4.43 / 5 stars
- Views:
- 2,532,489 Views
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- Genre:
- Action - Platformer - Puzzle
- suicide
- satire
- politics
- portalhistory2008
Credits & Info
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Author Nutcasenightmare
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Credits Melodrama
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Main Theme Head First Into A Wall
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Other Scary teleportation
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Intro 1234 go!-MJ
- Uploaded
- Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
- File Info
- Game
- 5.2 mb
- Review Crew Pick Movie of the Year 2008
- Daily 4th Place November 2, 2008
- Weekly 5th Place November 5, 2008
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Author Comments
Special thanks to pHacon for helping me get an admin move the game to my Armorgames account!
http://armorgames.com/pla y/2619/the-game
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NG Certificate, nominated for Tank Awards, and now my 1337th reviewer!
"how do you give your opinion on everything? make a game about it."
~JoexP
Congrats to JoexP for being my 1337th reviewah! =D
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Oh wow!
Flash Portal History!!! Thanks Tom!
List of websites that, if :the game: is on, is stolen:
-Whirled.com
-Ebaumsworld.com
Attribution would at least be nice, kthxbai.
DO WUT YOU WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE. YOU ARE A PIRATE.
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Oh, and to save you the trouble:
http://www.nutcasenightma re.com/download_the_game.
zip
:THE GAME: is now downloadable! Now, as this game is 640x400, this game would go PERFECTLY with the screen resolution 1280x800. Twice the size and twice the lag. Spread :the game: around. Go ahead.
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With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.
:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here
Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars August 15, 2009
splash splash splash splash splash splash...
should i click sleep?
Rated 5 / 5 stars August 14, 2009
Hmm..well...
i'm not sure if this is a bug or not.. but if it is i wont hold it against you because its a good game :)...now
on the level after global warming.. are u supposed to be able to walk through the bottom of the bottom set of stairs?...... soo.. yeah... because i was able to walk up through the top of the screen... soo.... like i said before....yeah....
MC Escher the game? Yeah. There was a glitch I never ever found out how to fix... Sorreh.
Rated 5 / 5 stars August 14, 2009
fuckin hilarious
the pac-man was my favorite part
Rated 5 / 5 stars August 14, 2009
OH. MAH. GAWD.
Orbs. Millions and millions of orbs. They must be ghost orbs. Rin away man they're ghost orbs run away.
*inhales irony*
Wait.....ummmmmmm........Oh.
That was my favorite part of :the game: and it is my favorite game on NewGrounds. I cant wait for the sequel. Plz tell me when you expect it to come out.
Rated 5 / 5 stars August 14, 2009
lol
entertaining in every way the its just too awesome.