Feature length animated motion picture brimming with action and adventure!
Forget what's on TV tonight; Waterman is on now!
Have tea party and disco dance and sexy experiment!
Special thanks to pHacon for helping me get an admin move the game to my Armorgames account!
NG Certificate, nominated for Tank Awards, and now my 1337th reviewer!
"how do you give your opinion on everything? make a game about it."
Congrats to JoexP for being my 1337th reviewah! =D
Flash Portal History!!! Thanks Tom!
List of websites that, if :the game: is on, is stolen:
Attribution would at least be nice, kthxbai.
DO WUT YOU WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE. YOU ARE A PIRATE.
Oh, and to save you the trouble:
:THE GAME: is now downloadable! Now, as this game is 640x400, this game would go PERFECTLY with the screen resolution 1280x800. Twice the size and twice the lag. Spread :the game: around. Go ahead.
With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here