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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
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You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play. <3

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.

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With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here

Reviews


silver3dragosilver3drago

Rated 4 / 5 stars

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

It was good until the furry part. i refused to play anymore, but still, a great game.



BlotterbongBlotterbong

Rated 5 / 5 stars

ba luh lau iop

us newgrounders are random,but great game!



Dwills66Dwills66

Rated 5 / 5 stars

whata game

bahaha, this game was awesome! so awesome, i crapped myself and kicked my dog! ... not really, but it was a good game. also, i must say this; i will not say the game. btw, ya just lost ;D



cconroy1cconroy1

Rated 5 / 5 stars

its long...

...and i lost the game



Dark5Dream0Master9Dark5Dream0Master9

Rated 4 / 5 stars

i would have kept playing...

But i had to draw the line at "Crystal cant enjoy her crystal". It is not physically possible for me to harm a furry. Sorry. Other than that, the game was great.