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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
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You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play. <3

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 5 / 5 stars

That was pretty awesome. This animation was smooth, and the jokes were funny. What makes it better is that most of them are true.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

i've never played this


Rated 5 / 5 stars

The most outdated, offensive, funniest game that I have ever witnessed. Someone give this man a medal. Oh wait, I already gave him 5 stars. <3


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hello. I played this game when I was eight. Don't ask, I was a messed up kid. anyway, I partially came because of Mark, but I also wanted to come back to it and relive the nostalgia. I didn't know that there was a third one, but now I do. I just wanted to say thank you for this amazing game, and I wish you luck.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I mainly wanted to play this cause Markiplier did..