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rated 4.44 / 5 stars
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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
  • Review Crew Pick November 5, 2008
  • Daily 4th Place November 2, 2008
  • Weekly 5th Place November 5, 2008

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You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play. <3

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I remember playing this game when I was 9 years old. I only understood some of the humor at the time, but I still loved the game regardless. Playing the game now makes me laugh even harder than the few chuckles I had as a kid. Just an awesome little flash game.

Good job Nicky.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

The only word that is applicable to this game is "incredible"! Very challenging, but VERY fun!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

bess gaim, dood


Rated 5 / 5 stars

This game though.

Although the jokes are from 2008,they made me laugh.

And,I kill myself just fine.

Great game,Nicklaus.

P.S. I played your simulator game. the Gay unicorns made me laugh.

P.S.S Great intro,too. Overall,this game impressed me. And I played the others. I'm replaying them all.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

That intro though