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Action - Platformer - Puzzle
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suicide
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politics
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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
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5.2 mb
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Author Comments

Special thanks to pHacon for helping me get an admin move the game to my Armorgames account!
http://armorgames.com/pla y/2619/the-game

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NG Certificate, nominated for Tank Awards, and now my 1337th reviewer!

"how do you give your opinion on everything? make a game about it."
~JoexP

Congrats to JoexP for being my 1337th reviewah! =D

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Oh wow!
Flash Portal History!!! Thanks Tom!

List of websites that, if :the game: is on, is stolen:
-Whirled.com
-Ebaumsworld.com
Attribution would at least be nice, kthxbai.
DO WUT YOU WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE. YOU ARE A PIRATE.

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Oh, and to save you the trouble:

http://www.nutcasenightma re.com/download_the_game.
zip

:THE GAME: is now downloadable! Now, as this game is 640x400, this game would go PERFECTLY with the screen resolution 1280x800. Twice the size and twice the lag. Spread :the game: around. Go ahead.

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With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here

Reviews


ajmjakforevaajmjakforeva

Rated 4 / 5 stars January 3, 2013

Can't get past the global warning one. Right now I'm just listening to myself fall to my death. Guess you can't outrun Global warning. This is a really good game though. Might try again later.


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KaremiKaremi

Rated 5 / 5 stars January 3, 2013

The game is great! Damn, what a good start ... And to say the music!

It was so, so funny when he was with pacman!! Oh are ORBs are millions of them ... There are ghosts here! Idiot pacman had ghosts in the game!

When the dance came, I chose death metal. And you mean like when we are commanded to fuck ... After 37 kills in a row.

5/5

This game is really great, and I'm bored of playing it again and again! That leaves a sequel ... The fuck would total.

Sorry to be so foul-mouthed.


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ninjaninjaXDninjaninjaXD

Rated 5 / 5 stars January 1, 2013

Epic beggining scene. No lie.


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TemporalParadoxTemporalParadox

Rated 5 / 5 stars December 30, 2012

Wow, I thought I'd played this before, but I guess I hadn't. I must have started with Replaying. I was kind of hoping for a 2012 edition, but I completely get wanting to do something different.



cheese14cheese14

Rated 5 / 5 stars December 28, 2012

I shit myself at the pacman one


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