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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
  • Frontpaged November 5, 2008
  • Review Crew Pick November 5, 2008
  • Daily 4th Place November 2, 2008
  • Weekly 5th Place November 5, 2008

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Author Comments

You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play. <3

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 5 / 5 stars

a hilarious, honest and political comedy 5 STARS TO BEST POLITIC COMEDY EVER


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

This is by far the best social commentary ever. It's pretty accurate and fun!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I am here from markipliers lets play also from jacksepticeyes (I thinks)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

man, this is the best series on newgrounds. please make more!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

You made this when you were THIRTEEN!!? Man, that's awesome! I've enjoyed this game for years, man. Back in 2008 I had just turned 20.

Blowing my mind. Thanks for making this content. It's taking me a long time to write a Newgrounds review, I know, but I was never much of one for writing reviews.

Thanks for everything!