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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
  • Review Crew Pick November 5, 2008
  • Daily 4th Place November 2, 2008
  • Weekly 5th Place November 5, 2008

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Author Comments

Special thanks to pHacon for helping me get an admin move the game to my Armorgames account!


NG Certificate, nominated for Tank Awards, and now my 1337th reviewer!

"how do you give your opinion on everything? make a game about it."

Congrats to JoexP for being my 1337th reviewah! =D


Oh wow!
Flash Portal History!!! Thanks Tom!

List of websites that, if :the game: is on, is stolen:
Attribution would at least be nice, kthxbai.


Oh, and to save you the trouble:

:THE GAME: is now downloadable! Now, as this game is 640x400, this game would go PERFECTLY with the screen resolution 1280x800. Twice the size and twice the lag. Spread :the game: around. Go ahead.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 5 / 5 stars

I just replayed this and I saw Paul is dead on the never-ending sobriety test....
Can you predict the future?


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Whew. That took a long time. Very intellectual. Especially liked the math and logic thrown in there like the iterated prisoner's dilemma (you should have said it was the iterated prisoner's dilemma and not the regular one or else I wouldn't have started with "rape"!) I wonder how this got 4th place daily but 5th place weekly. November 2, 2008 must have been a hell of a competitive day for flash games, 3 things considered better than this that day but only 1 over the rest of the whole week.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I love the Game! It's just plain hilarious and I love it all.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

best game ever the most hilarious game ive ever played!!!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

AWESUM !!!!!