For the first part of Global Warming: the game, jump on the platforms above first. The icicles, however, drop at random. Watch out.

=======EDIT: Jan 30th===========
NG Certificate, nominated for Tank Awards, and now my 1337th reviewer!

"how do you give your opinion on everything? make a game about it."
~JoexP

Congrats to JoexP for being my 1337th reviewah! =D

=======EDIT: Dec 31st===========
Oh wow!
Flash Portal History!!! Thanks Tom!

List of websites that, if :the game: is on, is stolen:
-Whirled.com
-Armorgames.com (but keep it there... most of my ad revenue is coming from there. Yes, my principles can be bought off by a steady income of one dollar a day. Shut up.)
-Ebaumsworld.com (you know it's gonna happen...)

=======EDIT: 11/7/08=================

What happens at 5000 votes?

:the game: gets 7th place of the All-Time Top Scoring Flashes.
booyah

Thank you so much, people! *mwah*

=======EDIT: 11/4/08=================

*BOOM* YES.

Three awards and front page, wow, this has been my most successful flash submission yet! I love you people! Wow, I can't believe I won! This is amazing! This is world-shaking history in the making!

Oh and in other news Obama won. *toots party whistle*

And for those of you downvoting this game after its success, I just have one thing to say:
"You're too sloo-oow!"

Oh and btw, there WILL be a sequel. Stay tuned.

=========EDIT: 11/2/08==================

Please recommend this game for the Politics Collection. There apparently, is no 'comedy' section for games, so, Politics has to do.

Oh, and to save you the trouble of going onto the internet:

http://www.nutcasenightma re.com/download_the_game.
zip

:THE GAME: is now downloadable! Now, as this game is 640x400, this game would go PERFECTLY with the screen resolution 1280x800. Twice the size and twice the lag. Spread :the game: around. Go ahead.

Oh, and that polar bear was a stupid idea after all.

=========EDIT: 11/1/08==================

Wow, it hasn't even left the 50 Most Recent and somehow it went from 3.67 to 4.06. I could really make a joke about swing voters, but I really don't want to at four in the morning. Anyway, thanks, people!

Also, there is now a :PERSONAL HISCORES: section,
because everyone obviously has the urge to prove that they are better than themselves.
Plus it adds replay value. Have fun, and thank YOU!

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With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here