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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
  • Review Crew Pick November 5, 2008
  • Daily 4th Place November 2, 2008
  • Weekly 5th Place November 5, 2008

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You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play. <3

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I'm loving the fact this is counts as a platformer. idk I just find it hilarious. Great game though very entertaining


Rated 5 / 5 stars

So I played this way too many times when it first came out, and absolutely all of the jokes went over my head. But you know, running characters off cliffs over and over is fun so whatever.
Fast forward seven years, and I have been properly indoctrinated into pop culture like I should have already been seven years ago..... anyway once you understand politics and the references and stuff this game is SO MUCH BETTER than it already was! The fact that Markiplier apparently agees (what? didn't know that) is just icing on the cake :D


Rated 5 / 5 stars

i liked the game


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

its alright. i have played it but its alright.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

The only way to win is not to play.