Lol, epic collection add win.
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NG Certificate, nominated for Tank Awards, and now my 1337th reviewer!
"how do you give your opinion on everything? make a game about it."
~JoexP
Congrats to JoexP for being my 1337th reviewah! =D
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Oh wow!
Flash Portal History!!! Thanks Tom!
List of websites that, if :the game: is on, is stolen:
-Whirled.com
-Armorgames.com
-Ebaumsworld.com (you know it's gonna happen...)
Attribution would at least be nice, kthxbai.
DO WUT YOU WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE. YOU ARE A PIRATE.
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Oh, and to save you the trouble:
http://www.nutcasenightma re.com/download_the_game.
zip
:THE GAME: is now downloadable! Now, as this game is 640x400, this game would go PERFECTLY with the screen resolution 1280x800. Twice the size and twice the lag. Spread :the game: around. Go ahead.
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With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.
:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here
