Eulogy For: Chocolate Easter Bunny

(Score at Death: 3.37/5.00)

This submission was BLAMMED by our users.

Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

10/31/08 – 07/22/09


Submitted by The Brothers McGredel (Grasso) with the following comments:

A fun little cartoon for the family. Look a little deeper than what you see on the screen. A quote by Socrates, the wise ancient Greek philosopher sums it up pretty well.

"The only good is knowledge, the only evil is ignorance"

We do want this submitted to the Halloween collection if at all possible. If this is at all offensive... We'd LOVE to hear it!

Score: 8
chainsaw728

"It's back!"

date: October 31, 2008

I'm glad to see that this flash is back, but why the hell did it get deleted to begin with? Oh, whatever.


Score: 10
ElDavid

"Very good"

date: October 31, 2008

The guy smoing against the car reminded me of a character in the machinist.

very good submission.


Score: 0
BloodRobiN

"Vile and offensive."

date: October 31, 2008

Sry don't like this kind of humor (if that's what that was).

0/10 and 0/5.


Score: 0
Purlom

"Golf clap for you sir"

by: Purlom
date: December 16, 2008

I rarely ever log in to write reviews... I don't tend to bother unless the animation is so fantastic that it leaves me with tears of joy. However in this case I shall make an exception. Your animation was terrible, crude, and quite possibly the least humorous thing I have ever seen on this site. I read your review of another piece of animation and figured that you might have some slight amount of insight and intelligence so maybe it would be worth checking out something you have composed. If I said that I was mistaken it would be the greatest of understatements, I now truly understand why the 0/10 rating is necessary. Sir please feel free to remove this hideous piece of (and I cringe saying this) art from the internet. I value freedom of thought and expression but something this useless and mind numbing has no place here.

Thank you,

I'm sorry you have wasted your time on this ill thought out project, I am sure your time and energy will be redirected into more meaningful ventures.


Score: 0
Timonis

"unimpressive"

date: December 20, 2008

we should bottle this flash animation and sell it as a form of torture.....like eye gouging torture...


Score: 10
VforVillain

"jokes"

date: December 21, 2008

i think its jokes, people are rating this on based on their sense of humor and not the quality of the actual flash. it was long, well animated and funny. The sound was also good. keep it up!


Score: 10
denzel-crocker

"lol"

date: December 22, 2008

those guys are just clueless right?


Score: 7
Scotchnuts

"lol"

date: December 22, 2008

Twisted. Definitely twisted.
I think you got your point across fine. And folks who are critical of animation should check out an episode of South Park. Yeah, it's the animation that makes that show hilarious.


Score: 10
Kyaztro

"Brilliant"

date: December 25, 2008

I wasn't expecting much, but I'll be damned, I laughed the whole way through
great job man


Score: 8
PKforce323

"Disturbing... in a good way."

date: December 26, 2008

The movie was funny, but some parts were distrubing. Like the kid, he kreeps me right the hell out. And the idiocey of thoses Red Necks. Scares my pants off. But the movie wasn't half bad. At least it was decent.


Score: 6
insaneclownjoe

"Interesting?"

date: December 31, 2008

I gotta say there's at least some effort going on in here... All in all though, I wasn't very entertained. The subject matter was rather dull and and the delivery could have used some touching up too... The sound was integrated nicely, however, although it lasted a little too long. I honestly wasn't very entertained though...


Score: 7
onilink19

"okay?....."

date: January 19, 2009

that was wierd. original. racist. wierd. good job, I think.


Score: 9
xPaleRiderx

"VERY OFFENSIVE!!!"

date: March 6, 2009

NIcely done!
The animation was crude, but that's part of what makes this sh@t rock!
Justuchin...


Score: 10
Levalivet

"that was..."

date: March 7, 2009

fucking awesome, good job, keep on the good work!

10/10
5/5


Score: 10
silas1088

"I loved this animation!"

date: March 9, 2009

It was tasty twisted and down right my kind of stuff. Keep up the great work.


Score: 10
Riggadaddy

"Crayons"

date: March 11, 2009

Crayons built you, believe in them. Pencil crayons are lies.


Score: 9
risbolla

"I like it"

date: March 11, 2009

Nice story, I will tell my children to put them to sleep


Score: 10
NhollowWearthO

"Damn man"

date: March 11, 2009

This was great and i dont understand why lins dick is front page, when this has good feelings


Score: 10
Complaint

"aww"

date: March 13, 2009

the poor black guy! :(

those characters are so mean and stupid


Score: 0
voodoobob

"*gaging noise* ugh....."

date: March 14, 2009

I have seen 3 of your films and they all consist of beastiality or stupid white racist pedophiles. Seriously dont you have something better to make movies about? Or do the characters in these movies reflect your personality? Realy. Your movies are not funny. They are sickening. Please consider your humor before making another movie.


Score: 8
asyde901

"nice"

date: March 14, 2009

i love the quote by Socrates, it brings it full circle.


Score: 0
hahnhahn

"disguising ignorance with quotation"

date: March 14, 2009

Crediting a quote to Socrates to support a horrendous piece of work like this is pretty interesting.... considering he was a fictional creation by Plato.

Yes there is a place for you in society. It does not belong in the light. It belongs in the darkness along with the cockroaches and the things that scurry about in damp and noisesome places. I'll give you an appropriately low score and you'll take it as a badge of honour. Congratulations, you show the wretchedness of humanity in your work.


Score: 0
Scotty9193

"Wow"

date: March 20, 2009

This was just plain horrible, If you were trying to make a point (maybe calling hicks stupid?). I wasn't seeing it. Anyways, the animation was bad,the story was bad, it was just all around bad.

P.s. Ur stupid character (voodoobob) insults and ur arguments on logic don't make you sound clever. Sad you have to use the internet as your little refuge.
Best of Lucky,
Scott


Score: 10
foka

"Great Job."

by: foka
date: March 30, 2009

Since 'No Big Deal' I've been giving a look at your submissions.
They are top notch.
'No Big Deal' caught my attention for the random action, surprising me and making me LOL about things people usually do not LOL about.
But here the message is clear.
Evil and suffering come from ingnorance. Enlightned people are able to see the others as equals and avoid causing pain to others.
I don't know if the race subject was the center or just an easier way to make people understand your point. But whatever was the intention, it worked.
And the movie structure... Perfect!!!
It would take me a whole day to right down the the variety of subjcts aproached during the movie.
With guys like you, Newgrounds submissions become more than Sonic, Mario and random humour.
I'm really looking forward to more.


Score: 0
handthatbites

"WOW..."

date: April 2, 2009

You really don't have anything better to do do you? Tried acctualy doing something that people like might be a start. Any way Why do you hate Colour people so? (sounds a it racist but its kinda hard finding a way of saying it without someone talking offence) .

You arnt too bad at animations but your story lines and subjects are, well. Offesive and kinda pointles. To be honest the joke or whaterver it was that Tom Fulp pulled had oly one advantage. NO ONE COULD SEE YOUR FLASHES!


Score: 10
Weded

"Lololol"

by: Weded
date: April 2, 2009

Haha! thats fucking funny, fuck anyone that finds this offensive, they just need 2 learn how to take a joke :P


Score: 5
jascarver

"too long"

date: April 3, 2009

I watched 3 min and I closed it because it was too long. Try making your flash interesting next time


Score: 10
weeerie

"Deep Underlining Meaning..."

date: April 27, 2009

Doesn't seem to be at all about racism. Just plain out ignorance. Although it is twisted and sickening you have to think about life and what is not portrayed to the public. Nobody wants to really know what's happening. Yet, stupid stuff like this probably happens pretty often...maybe not to the extent of thinking a black person is a chocolate bunny lol. But if it does...it's pretty sad.