Daytime TV stalwart Jeremy Kyle has been gracing british TV screens for what seems like an eternity, dispensing his feckless advice via the barbs of his weedy little voice and immensely smug ego. his vitriol is only matched by his willingness to exploit chromosone-deficient dregs from the gene pool, plying them with alcohol in a run-down Travelodge in Manchester before unleashing them on an unsuspecting public and a studio audience who have dilligently taken a 'day off' 'work' to fulfil their social and moral responsibilities. kyle rants and raves at mentally challenged males before hiding behind his 'security team' who must be in line for a knighthood for not chinning mr. Kyle themselves.

For these reasons and many more, it is imperative that 'Jezza', 'JK' or 'smug twat' as he is best known is stopped at all costs.

Are you ready to shut him up?