This is my 3rd submission to the portal, this one took about 3 days, I tried to up the quality a bit. I hope it worked.
I'm pretty sure some people will take this the wrong way and be offended by this, so I'm going to caution you here: This does involve religious jokes, but just about stops at the beginnings of Judeochristianity. Also, Stephen Hawkings most likely does not endorse what I am making him say. I guess if we were all afraid if people would become offended, though, then nothing would ever get released in the portal.
NOTE: Wheefun.com is down right now due to server errors.
