Oh My Sweet Jesus

What we have here can only be the work of God himself. Hell, he had help from Allah, Buddha, and Tom Cruise. This is the most challenging and rewarding game I've ever played; and it's so bloody simple!

First off, the title. "flying pizza kitty game 5". It takes my breath away. I read it, and I can only start to shake at the possitibilties. You protray your title so well, so flawlessly, that it provies a perfect synoins of the game, yet still leaves you wondering "What could happen?" Marvelous. Simply marvelous.

Next, we go to the actual game. After hitting the beautifully designed Play button, we begin our journey. As a breath-taking and un-selfish hero, we embark as Flying Pizza Kitty. Now, I love how you implement religion into this. And not just one; but all of them. The sitting on the carpet signifies dominance, as it is with God. The background sand and the texture of the carpet siginifies Allah's territory. And lastly, the simple trance of how the kitty poses himself reminds me of Buddha, in all of his jiggling glory. Amazing.

Next, we go east three times. This isn't as simple as it seems. Once again, his genius shows; notice the clouds change in a complex pattern that only a genius could dechiper. This message it delivers compels me to keep going, even though it's a hard and painful journey to the next arrow. You struggle, and after three challenging clicks and marches, you see the enemy.

The enemy is a symbol of everything we stand against: hate, evil, lust, greed, malice, envy, and gluttonly. You protray all of this as he stands next to his symbolic partner, the good one, the one who tries to stop this. But the good one is slowly being corrupted by the mere presence of this evil force: R2D2.

Then, you set up the most amazing and incredibly woven battle ever. Flying Pizza Kitty then takes over R2D2's mind, and makes him see the sorrow and hate he has slown, thus showing him for what he truly is. This is an epic mind battle, and in the end, R2D2 can only flee at the sight of our hero, our champion, or savior: Flying Pizza Kitty

May you never die, you stupendous creature you.

...Too great for words.

Truely a masterpiece. Thanks to you, I have my own FPK Desktop ^_^

this was ok

it was a bit random and short... but ok its original

lol!

Hah Ha!

This was a funny game it made me have a few laughs because it was such a short game! But not to bad! If you made it longer I would have enjoyed it more. But overall good game!

:0 Epic

From the moment "flying pizza kitty game 5" escaped my lips, I knew that epicness would follow. Only the critically acclaimed fpk (Tha's flyingkittypizza to you!) author could create such a masterpiece. I haven't cried this hard over the glory and effort put into such a game since "flying pizza kitty game 4"! And what relief to see that the sequel was able to live up to such a title!
This is truly the peak of gaming. Not only at Newgrounds, but the earth. This my friends, is what is so saddening. Such a game as this can only be followed by "The Plague Of Video Games". This TPOVG follows after every great, merciless game. With tons of parody threads, games, and flash, the quality of NG will soon wither away. Egorapter, Tswain, and others will cease to create anything, too afraid that they will be criticized for making something far inferior than fpk5.
Yes, this author would probably move on to create more epicness in his wake. Such as fpk6, or fpk 7...but his success will most likely bring in some haters. And we all know what haters do...BUST A CAP N YO ASS!
After fpk's assassination, the nationwide weeping will commence. Statues will be made, memorials carved, museums constructed. Streets, bridges, airports, hospitals, schools, cities, states, and countries will be named after him. Much like Jesus, his name will be used over and over again...but only in one culture.
Will great power comes great responsibility...and epicness will follow.