I have all sorts of tips and tricks available. Ever wonder if you can multiply more than two numbers at once without doing them in pairs only? How about cutting the time needed to add fractions with unlike demoninators by more than half? Maybe you want to know how to prevent or minimize soda bottles from bubbling over and spilling? Want to learn some computer safety tips or 8 ways to speed up multiplication? I have these and many other tips and tricks available.

Pickup lines? James and Bird aren't dating, they're about to fight to the death. I would not ask an enemy of mine out if he killed my best friend.

Unoriginal? Um, HOW many James Pond movies are there on newgrounds? This is the only one. I believe this is the only Flash to feature a Kickle Cubicle character, as well.

You'll have to wait till Part 2 to see the rest. I'll also include some more info about this plot in Donkey Kong Lifts Mario 2. Consider it a 'spin-off', of sorts.

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