Eulogy For: [FF] Ellio's Pizza Sucks
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This submission was BLAMMED by our users.
Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
09/28/08 – 06/29/09
This flash was made in protest of the evil that is Ellio's brand frozen pizza. ENJOY OUR NEW INTRO!
Ellio's Pizza is an American brand of frozen pizza owned and distributed by McCain Foods, a Canadian corporation, and sold in grocery stores in the Northeastern United States. In 1963, Ellio's Pizza was founded in the Long Island, New York town of Great Neck. Four years later, Ellio's introduced its signature "9 slice" pizza in a box comprising 3 rectangular pizzas, each divisible crosswise into three slices. The pizza would retain this formulation--without toppings--for almost 40 years until 2004, when Ellio's began selling pepperoni pizza. In 2006, Ellio's added a microwaveable pizza to its product line, adopting the more common round pizza form. The classic Ellio's pizza may be prepared only in a conventional or toaster oven. In each instance, the baking temperature is 425 degrees Fahrenheit, with the pizza baking either directly on the rack for about 9-12 minutes, or on a baking sheet for 14-16 minutes (not more than 14 minutes in a toaster oven). he crust of Ellio's pizza, if baked directly on the oven rack, has a crispy texture. The sauce is sweet and slightly peppery, and the cheese, as with most inexpensive pizza, adds salt and fat more than any specific flavor.
You guys need to do this stuff more often. I especially liked yoshio and clockninja's parts.
"Oh Yeah Ellios Pizza Does SUCK >:("
Oh Yeah This Rocks PIZZA PIZZA
I love the gays because they are full of fashion! Kudos you!
It was pretty damn funny.
Haha the one by Yoshio was the best :D
The intro was hilarious too.
Eh, what's the song that is used in the intro?
Jibbix's was the best. And I still can't understand the robot spongebob.... But the last one.... I really didn't need to see that. Plus there is no ellio's pizza where I live.
Oh and I love the dancing kid he's got sweet moves. And one last thing, Shouldn't it be we like guys instead of "boys". That kinda sounds more like a pedophile than a gay thing. Just pointing out some things.
only two topping's????????????? fuckingcheap bastards!!!!!!!!!
I'm giving you ten stars because you're so bad....it loops back to ten.
Sure, you used my face in your animation without my permission. But why should i care? Ellio's pizza does suck.
And, for the record, i know for a fact that this was a hate flash aimed at me. Obviously. However, it was a failed attempt. It's just as rediculous as your other flashes. C'mon guys, you could at least TRY to animate.
Anyway, the intro, obviously wasn't any of you guys, so i'll give minimal credit to whom ever did that crazy dance, not you.
Animation was subpar. All of the scenes i saw were simple loops. One with the actual commercial audio for Ellio's pizza, another with SB voice, and spongebob...? Honestly, it's all just too random to be even remotely funny.
Overall, it's just another simplistic FF flash that only the members of FF will praise. This circle jerk won't win you any points with the general public.
I'm too old for this type of thing... I'm going to head these kids up to GLAAD though, we'll see what they have to say.
Really, I LOVE ELIOS PIZZA.
It taste really good with its mouth watering cheesiness.
Do your research before submitting flash like this ):<
