Score: 10
"Holy shit"
date: September 12, 2009
roflmfao, 500% of your daily NaCl intake?! lmao,
"Got the C.O.D?"
"Yea, sodium induced coma/heart attack/atherosclerosis/pericarditis/o ther heart problems associated with too much sodium."
lmfao. Damn, one bite of that and you'd dry up like a fucking raisin.
"HEY! WHO WANTS TO MUMMIFY THEMSELVES?!"
"ME!!"
"Ok, here ya go. Eat one bite and you'll be instantly mummified."
Instant mummification, 100% satisfaction guaranteed.