Eulogy For: How 2 Draw Castle Crasher

(Score at Death: 2.55/5.00)

This submission was BLAMMED by our users.

Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

09/20/08 – 04/20/09


Submitted by <deleted> with the following comments:

This is how you draw a Castle Crasher from Castle Crashers

Score: 2
KyuubiT

"wow dude"

date: September 20, 2008

got some balls going after dan paladin like that dude seriously... your so bleeding clueless.


Score: 3
goliath3001

"Didnt teach anything."

date: September 20, 2008

It should have been called "How To Watch Someone Draw" because it was completely idiotic and did not derive from the title.


Score: 6
HugoKip

"Humm"

date: September 20, 2008

Why don't u use those skills and make a real movie about Castle Crashers...


Score: 9
Makeshift

"Funny"

date: September 20, 2008

thought it was really funny "lil' potato shoes" lol :P


Score: 3
mwmike

"Very badly drawn."

by: mwmike
date: September 20, 2008

Ok, for starters, the end result was very low quality, the jokes were unoriginal but, in my opinion still added more to it than the animation and artwork. The overall flash was of a low quality and didn't teach much. Sorry for the short review but there isn't much more to say.


Score: 4
SolarMoth

"Fail."

date: September 20, 2008

Kinda funny, but seriously... You could have actually tired or something.


Score: 10
idlefrog

"awesome"

date: September 20, 2008

"needs a big sword to compensate for small cock" XD


Score: 3
griffinsbeenbeheaded

"..."

date: September 22, 2008

*cough* *cough* shit *cough* *cough*


Score: 7
The-Afro

"Hilarious!"

date: September 25, 2008

haha that made me laugh! :D


Score: 7
OhMehGawd

"Funny thing is.."

date: September 26, 2008

Thats what i like about them lil' knights, they're so tiny and simple, yet they do crazy shit.


Score: 0
bambadee

"......."

date: September 27, 2008

i actualy watched this????


Score: 7
TeddyFish

"it's ok"

date: October 12, 2008

i think if you took your time you could have done better,
you didn't take your time thats how it turned out to be so crappy!
but i think it's still ok . . .


Score: 7
farcle47

"lol..."

date: October 12, 2008

but wait i didnt learn anything....


Score: 3
MRECW92

"SLOWER"

date: October 12, 2008

didnt learn anything.
You have to go slower and give steps to help peoplelearn to draw them.


Score: 5
Vampiel

"lol"

date: October 23, 2008

interesting, i was too busy reading your comments than watching you draw.


Score: 8
ChadsWeb

"Pretty Funny"

date: October 23, 2008

I'm just gonna guess that this was a parody, and that you aren't dumb enough to try to actually teach people to draw Castle Crashers.

I found t pretty funny, especially the litle bits of text, "Bid ol sword to compensate for small penis" had me laughing.

:3


Score: 1
gameaddict92

"shit"

date: October 27, 2008

that looked like poop!


Score: 10
porterTm

"oh yeah"

date: November 4, 2008

shitty graphics, and idiotically simple.
I laughed my ass off


Score: 0
dragonrust

"omg"

date: November 8, 2008

never ever watch this movie that always makes me have to go to the bathroom
because it looks like poop


Score: 7
dark3rbol

"Somewhat funny"

date: November 10, 2008

I couldn't concentrate on the drawing since I was laughing so hard at the comments.
"big sword to compensate for small penis"? lol.


Score: 5
TCGJesse

"oh?"

date: November 17, 2008

Okay. I know this is in no way serious but I did chuckle at some of comments. Lil Potato shoes


Score: 8
uniTARD

"hah"

date: December 1, 2008

blue sword haha


Score: 10
IceKnight212

"Best. Thing. Ever"

date: December 6, 2008

You make shit look good!
*thumbs up* =D


Score: 3
FishStalker

"naa not good"

date: December 13, 2008

I dont like it much. ok it's funny, but it looks like my shit in the toilet!


Score: 10
deadpenguins

"hahaha"

date: December 13, 2008

i don't know why this was so funny, but it was.
lil potato shoes


Score: 9
gingermagicman

"it work!!"

date: December 17, 2008

needs a pause button though PLEASE ADD A PAUSE BUTTON


Score: 2
saidlikespie

"gay piece of shit"

date: December 27, 2008

castle crashers are cool but u make them horrible


Score: 7
Big-Slim-09

"hillarious!"

date: December 30, 2008

and nice choice of game music


Score: 0
DracoxSlayer

"The stupidest shit ever"

date: January 1, 2009

should've been blammed from the start
...
i could've taken a dump
and it would've made better shit than that


Score: 1
godlike223

"wtf!!"

date: January 2, 2009

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!!! i swear to god man that was not a castle crasher. you forgot that shield, you made him look like he wanted to kill himself with that sword, i didnt want to read that gas thing, he was fucking Chinese!, his frown overlapped his helmet, the sword looked like a lightsaber ( hilt sucked ) potato feet is something fucking that Fud guy from the loony toons had on, hey why not give him a skirt, a party hat , a eyepatch and he will look like jar jar bink's mom!


Score: 9
SKIDD

"Brilliant."

by: SKIDD
date: January 2, 2009

I laugh at every one of you who took this movie seriously. I mean, come on use your brains.


Score: 10
oreosz

"LOL"

by: oreosz
date: January 4, 2009

wow that was pure genius. i loved ur comments to the side: "A big sword to represent a cock." lmao.
1 thing U FORGOT THE SHIELD!
10/10
5/5
A Good laugh


Score: 10
cappaTONEpuppet

"lolz"

date: January 5, 2009

squiggly hand 4 jacking off lol :D


Score: 9
RegalChivas

"Nice!"

date: January 30, 2009

Pretty good!


Score: 10
aau66

"VERY cool!!!"

by: aau66
date: February 2, 2009

Ireally love it!!!!! i downloaded the demo om my xbox 360... so now i can draw them!!! TY


Score: 8
nasifc

"not bad but not exactly"

by: nasifc
date: February 11, 2009

nice one for a first time drawer i guess


Score: 7
WoWFlashKid

"Nice lol"

date: February 28, 2009

That was a great how to draw it.


Score: 1
callum510

"thers a better one"

date: February 28, 2009

thers a better one that really helps this sucks


Score: 10
Legasea

"Change your perception."

date: March 2, 2009

People, by now you should realise this isnt about drawing a castle crasher drawing tutorial, so stop treating it as such, its a funny parody. I mean, the drawing was obviously bad because it was to help make the reading funnier. I was laughing the whole way through because i can tell when something is what it is and when it isnt.
It was hilarious secret inter and Gmag, gj on making ppl laugh and you get my 10 out of 10. ( it could be a drawing tut after all and just suck, but i highly doubt it is and that im wrong.) and a Woot. hope the score reaches 3.00+ with the perception change.


Score: 0
nintenga95

"suck's"

date: March 11, 2009

illustration's suck


Score: 0
XxTATERTHOOTHXx

"what?"

date: March 18, 2009

Thats not even funny


Score: 0
hanktheplayer176

"your vid sucks"

date: March 19, 2009

man u suck at drawing a cc it looks more like a comptested fag


Score: 0
jeremycoronel

"boo"

date: March 19, 2009

waste of my time


Score: 10
Dowrulez

"WOW"

date: March 24, 2009

U guys r just stupid of course the guy was trying 2 b funny and this is a good parody man sum ppl have no sence of humor


Score: 0
SireNoid

"No stars, but this is why"

date: March 26, 2009

i agree with Dowrulez but it was stupid funny. know what i mean?


Score: 0
level1

"......"

by: level1
date: March 27, 2009

Dude............ that was just gay... no stars......


Score: 9
Oldskool365

"Tricked"

date: March 29, 2009

This is awesome its funny, and creative actually...

Very funny very. Its got so much haha-humour!


Score: 8
melamino

"LOL"

date: April 1, 2009

fuck eyes lol best movie!


Score: 10
kingbotina

"LOL"

date: April 2, 2009

Really funny XD!