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Submitted: 09/11/2008 | 11:48AM EST

File Info: Movie | 2.9 MB | Add Movie to Favorites

Genre: Informative

Current Score: 4.11 / 5.00

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The secret missing episode of Slash's 9/11 Message.

Somewhere beyond crying all day and coating the entire eastern hemisphere in blood and shrapnel, a true solution must surely exist. MAYBE THE SOLUTION INVOLVES SUCKING ON YUMMY COCKS? LOL

Nah, not this time.

Today's lesson: never forget, but it's also not healthy to forever remain in a realm of bloodlust or depression. One must heal and move on to help save this wounded world.

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Average Score: 7.7 / 10

Score: 2
someplaceelse

"My head hurts."

date: June 26, 2009

The words you spoke my have been clear, and true, but there are a few problems.
- Why musty you use a text to speach voice? It hurts my head listening to it, and after a few minutes of listening I can't take it, it is very anoying.
- You didn't seem to animate at all, Bacically, I have to stare at a picture of a guy in a grey suit over a stolen backround. The picture wasn't very good even.
- You didn't lip sync anything, I just have to assume that he is talking.

the way you made the text to speach voice sound like it's saying a speach that a president would say is the only good part about this, and it was barley even good at all. Now my head hurts.

June 26, 2009

Author's Response:

1. No microphone, and Speakonia is a gift from the gods.
2. My animation skills are as awesome as Batman, if Batman were a paraplegic mongoose named Ronald.
3. WHO ELSE COULD POSSIBLY BE TALKING

This September, with the wounds more healed, I should make a flash where MacGyver goes back in time (using a can of peas and a condom) and saves the Twin Towers with a plunger, a Pokemon Fire Red cartridge, and his penis. With a little duct tape to round things out.

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Score: 8
FatKidWitAJetPak

"MY ROFL BEAM GOES PEWPEWPEW LOLOLOLOLOL"

date: September 22, 2008

Wouldn't it just be hilarious to see those people running up and down the stairs with benny hill music? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Lol were you being serious? Because you got to use real words not Microsoft Sam lol.

Your a good writer so use those abilities for something else other than to make microsoft sam sound 1% less retarded.

September 25, 2008

Author's Response:

I was tempted to make something crude and offensive, but my better nature won out for that one day.

I use my writing talent for Pokemon erotic fanfiction normally, lol. I try my best to avoid talking politics on Newgrounds, since it's my relaxing-home on the internet, but...ah, well.

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Score: 10
Jrokk18

"how do I put this"

date: September 13, 2008

not much of a flash but the meaning of it was a masterpiece in itself so its good to me.....sigh i wish there was more flash in it though.

September 13, 2008

Author's Response:

This was 100% flash, as it is an .swf made using Macromedia Flash Pro 8 (too poor to upgrade).

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Score: 5
Weveran

"Great Words."

date: September 11, 2008

To be honest though man, a speech of this caliber should really have been spoken clearer, either by a voice or by a better (and less annoying) text to speech voice. You have excellent talent for words, but this would better be suited in the audio portal.

September 12, 2008

Author's Response:

Speakonia is the most sophisticated audio engineering program ever forged by man.

Plus, I don't have a working mic, lol.

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Score: 10
Snerd

"I came"

by: Snerd
date: September 11, 2008

Sheer genius in the flash medium. All must watch this and marvel.

September 12, 2008

Author's Response:

Speakonia does have that effect on people.

Incidentally, I'm ranked 911th for experience today. SPOOKY

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