June 26, 2009
Author's Response:
1. No microphone, and Speakonia is a gift from the gods.
2. My animation skills are as awesome as Batman, if Batman were a paraplegic mongoose named Ronald.
3. WHO ELSE COULD POSSIBLY BE TALKING
This September, with the wounds more healed, I should make a flash where MacGyver goes back in time (using a can of peas and a condom) and saves the Twin Towers with a plunger, a Pokemon Fire Red cartridge, and his penis. With a little duct tape to round things out.