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Sep 7, 2008 | 1:30 PM EDT
  • Daily 4th Place September 8, 2008

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"Have you ever had the desire to be a genius, but were just too much of a dumb ass make this dream a reality? Well, now with Turdy Smear's 5 Steps to Seeming Smarter, even the most profoundly retarded individual can seem like Richard Feynman! The 5 Step program is flawless, and helps transform just how people see you on a day to day basis. So what do you have to lose?(Aside from $39.99 plus shipping)"

HOLY CRAP! Daily fourth place. I know that may not seem like much, but I am truly touched. Thanks again for all of the positive responses and the constructive criticism.

This is my official fourth cartoon, and man it took some major efforts to get this one out. Mainly due to lack of computer access and the like. Anyways, I hope you enjoy Newgrounds, as you are getting the world premeir!" Although I did have to alter the cartoon a bit from it's original so it could meet the criteria to post here. No worries as it isn't radically different, though there are a few details that didn't make the final cut.

Reviews


thwickofkndthwickofknd

Rated 5 / 5 stars July 24, 2010

A dude

I'm smart too.



xinjinbeixinjinbei

Rated 4 / 5 stars October 12, 2008

It was alright

Wait, excitebike reference?


thejuiceizloose responds:

Yes indeedy. Good catch.


meehanusmeehanus

Rated 5 / 5 stars September 13, 2008

funny!

great flash, i cant believe how many people dont get the end! great content, love tosee more comedy from you!


thejuiceizloose responds:

Thank you. Just recently released another one called Bags of Happiness. Should have another one out in a month or so. Working pretty hard to finish this one in a timely fashion. Thanks for the review.


yourapoopyourapoop

Rated 5 / 5 stars September 9, 2008

that was only 4 steps

step 1 vocabulary
step 2 mystery
step 3 How to wear glasses
and step 4 which i had completely on idea but this (get ur face on a dollar buck)
whats the last step?
Although it was hilarious


thejuiceizloose responds:

Well, close. I had a feeling this would get lost in the final cut so here is what I had intended as the fourth and fifth steps. The clothing warp where he has new clothing placed on him, and the final step is not to trust people with rocket boats. Both are the most important ways to seem smarter. Thanks again for the comment.


thatguyeveryoneknowsthatguyeveryoneknows

Rated 4 / 5 stars September 8, 2008

nice

kinda drifted off toward the end

Q. how many pancakes dose it take to make a dog house?
A. none. alligators cant fly


thejuiceizloose responds:

Peanut Butter Crackers?