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Hi.This is a very simple and funny game .
Move the girl with the arrows and get near the granny to make her follow you .
Make her cross the street so that a car kills her.
The greater the car speed the more points you get
That's kinda cool and easy.
I defidently agree with cruelscythe it does amaze me also O_O
Squash the nanny is a very creative game
This is a very funny game and very creative.
When the girl scream, it made me laugh so hard!!!
I think you should make more games like these!When you make the granny or cop touch the car they automatically get killed!
The abundant stupidity of this game amazes me.
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This was a fairly average game. I mean, I have seen better, but I have seen worse. The graphics were decent. Not perfect, but they weren't something an infant would draw either. Animation, although once again not on the cutting edge, was not horrible, a little lag with the deaths, but otherwise fairly smooth. The sound effects were well used. However, there were times with the cars would not be on screen, but the "driving by" sound would play, or it would be a second to soon or too late. Now, the lack of music truely disappointed me. If you read most of my reviews, they all mention the lack of music, or the horrible placement of the music. This was a case of lack of music. If this does not pass, I believe the addition to a small background track from the Audio Portal would suffice in giving this more of a life. Lastly, onto the gameplay. This game, although a clever, and sadisticly satisfying game, dropped off at the learning curve. Well, less of a learning curve, and more of a brick wall of difficulty. The cars were near the same size of the lanes, thus making quick retreats inbetween cars impossible. Secondly, for first time players, it is impossible to kill a granny without killing a yourself. Since I didn't read the tutorial on the main menu, I cannot say anything about the random police brutality, however, might I suggest, if at all possible, when the game starts, and you havn't moved once, that a police officer decides to randomly assault you. I mean, when was the last time that you heard of a police officer randomly assaulting a young suburban girl. So, anyway, thats my review. A reply is always welcome.
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