Author's note: The REAL Cyberen AKA ItchyBarney has been recently diagnosed with cancer. Though he will not die, he could use all the support he can get. Please go to http://cyberen.newgrounds .com and let him know that Newgrounds is there for him while he is recovering. It REALLY means a lot to him.

Today's episode once again mirror's Cyberen's real life ordeal. Cyberen is in the hospital waiting to hear his prognosis! When he hears the news, good ole Cyberen - like always - is his normal cocky self, and acts like chemotherapy is no big deal, but of course, it is. When the day comes to start his regiment, Cyberen wont get out of bed. Old Salty has to drag him, kicking and screaming, to Happy Hospital.

Salty walks Cyberen right to his waiting room, and all seems well. The second Old Salty leaves to play jazz music on the sidewalk (like he does every day), Cyberen does what he does best - he makes a break for it! The orderlies won't let him leave, and he's about to call it quits, when he turns a very fortunate corner!

Cyberen finds himself in the "burn ward" of Happy Hospital. When a nurse mistakes Cyberen's face for the face of a horribly disfigured burn victim, she tucks him in bed with a tall glass of water with a bendy-straw! Cyberen spends the afternoon sippin' and oggling the sexy nurses. Cyberen's cancerous life is peachy-keen for a few hours, right up until he meets his new room mate - one of the russian sea men that got shot out of Jhonen Vasquez's submarine! Looks like Cyberen's ruse is about to be the one blown out of the water this time around!