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Sep 1, 2008 | 1:09 PM EDT
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Messed-Up Bible Stories: Noah's Ark - God commands Noah to build an Ark after deciding to end all life on earth.

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Written, Animated and Voiced by
Sam T

Additional Voices by
Jeffrey Wisenbaugh II




Rated 5 / 5 stars

I wish (they) understand this :'(

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

wow this is some dumb bible shit. I LOVE IT!!! 5 STARS

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Rated 3 / 5 stars

Wow, this was dumb literal. The flooded could have been based on a true event (at a smaller scale; and really probably just his farm animals), and put into a story with a lesson. I think jerk God is funny though, so I'll give a 3. And stop taking things out of the Bible that translate into weird phrasing in modern times, it's just old talk that doesn't prove any points.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

The voice of God is perfect. But that makes sense. Because God is perfect.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

.... Was Noah using a Mater voice...
nice overall but rather insulting for some christians