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Messed-Up Bible Stories 4

September 1, 2008 –
May 10, 2021
This entry was deleted.

Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

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Messed-Up Bible Stories: Noah's Ark - God commands Noah to build an Ark after deciding to end all life on earth.

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That was pretty LOL-worthy. Good job!

I wish (they) understand this :'(

wow this is some dumb bible shit. I LOVE IT!!! 5 STARS

<deleted> responds:

Tanks!

Wow, this was dumb literal. The flooded could have been based on a true event (at a smaller scale; and really probably just his farm animals), and put into a story with a lesson. I think jerk God is funny though, so I'll give a 3. And stop taking things out of the Bible that translate into weird phrasing in modern times, it's just old talk that doesn't prove any points.

The voice of God is perfect. But that makes sense. Because God is perfect.

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4.43 / 5.00