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Messed-Up Bible Stories: Noah's Ark - God commands Noah to build an Ark after deciding to end all life on earth.
Written, Animated and Voiced by
Additional Voices by
Jeffrey Wisenbaugh II
why cant god just leave us on earth alone?
why does it bother him so much that were evil?
its not like we´ve gone into heaven and pooped in god´s mailbox o-O
@DryBonesJr: WOW!!! your way of thinking is exactly like mine.
great flash anyway
What the heck?!... (God is going crazy!)...
Why would god kill mankind because it is evil and then makes the dumb excuse of never doing it again, but still did it in the future? Is god crazy or is he suppose to make everything confusing? And why can't he do something to make sure bad stuff wouldn't happen in the future? OK, imagine that all this WAS real... And if so... Why would we adore him... Well, all I'm sure is that the bible makes no sense at all! Yet, if the bible says all kinds of strange stuff that doesn't make sense to what is logical... Then why we all consider it as a sacred book in Christianity? I'm no Atheist but to me it sounds strange for me, I mean really, I'm Catholic and say: hey why IS it like that? Oh, yeah... It was made by story tellers who thought all this was the cause why it is and bla, bla, bla, its dumb, yadda, yadda, yadda, I don't care... But anyway, this flash makes perfect sense of everything if it did happen... And since I liked it, I'm putting nine stars!
god is swering and makes a pop sound when saying the letter P muhahaha so awsome!!
You're going to stop violence with violence?
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