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Messed-Up Bible Stories 4

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Sep 1, 2008 | 1:09 PM EDT
  • Frontpaged September 2, 2008
  • Weekly Users' Choice September 3, 2008
  • Daily Feature September 2, 2008

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Wowie! Daily Feature, Weekly Users' Choice, and Front Page! Thanks to everyone!

Messed-Up Bible Stories: Noah's Ark - God commands Noah to build an Ark after deciding to end all life on earth.

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Written, Animated and Voiced by
Sam T

Additional Voices by
Jeffrey Wisenbaugh II




Rated 5 / 5 stars


@DryBonesJr: WOW!!! your way of thinking is exactly like mine.
great flash anyway


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

What the heck?!... (God is going crazy!)...

Why would god kill mankind because it is evil and then makes the dumb excuse of never doing it again, but still did it in the future? Is god crazy or is he suppose to make everything confusing? And why can't he do something to make sure bad stuff wouldn't happen in the future? OK, imagine that all this WAS real... And if so... Why would we adore him... Well, all I'm sure is that the bible makes no sense at all! Yet, if the bible says all kinds of strange stuff that doesn't make sense to what is logical... Then why we all consider it as a sacred book in Christianity? I'm no Atheist but to me it sounds strange for me, I mean really, I'm Catholic and say: hey why IS it like that? Oh, yeah... It was made by story tellers who thought all this was the cause why it is and bla, bla, bla, its dumb, yadda, yadda, yadda, I don't care... But anyway, this flash makes perfect sense of everything if it did happen... And since I liked it, I'm putting nine stars!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


god is swering and makes a pop sound when saying the letter P muhahaha so awsome!!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


You're going to stop violence with violence?
Akward silence
Continue Bible reading

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

LOve it but...

Noah never brought two of every animal. Thats a common mistake. artist never wanted to paint more than 2 since it wouldve been harder..... Its closer to nine since noah had to sacrifice animals and what not after.