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Aug 29, 2008 | 2:14 PM EDT
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Today you'll take an amazing road trip in company of gorgeous busty blonde Jessica. Her car broke down in the middle of a road and only you could help her to take out of this situation :) Don't miss such a good chance to get into her panties. Start the game and have fun!

Reviews


KwingKwing

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Terrible

For a long time I've refrained from reviewing one of your submissions. I found it distasteful to have my profile link to a pornographic submission. But I've decided that to spare this the slamming it deserves is nothing short of injustice. Here goes.

A spare note to anyone reading this about to vote my review Useless... I'd like to ask you whether you're voting Useless because you're a fanboy and don't like what I'm saying, or whether it's because my review is actually useless and doesn't provide any constructivism.

Graphics: 4/10, despite the decent lighting effects you used, the proportions are way off. If there was a chick whose body weight was 90% breasts, they wouldn't be very attractive. In all honesty, it's the context that makes anything arousing... And clearly put, this wasn't. And even though the lighting was okay, it wasn't exactly great.

Sound: 3/10, sound effects were obnoxiously repetitive, and the music sucked. Can't say much more about that.

Violence/Humor: 0/0, None, although it would have been interesting and maybe even entertaining if the player got killed in a car crash when he was getting a blow job. No, that is not sarcasm.

Style: 0/10, I'm going to have to be very critical about this, since it's supposed to be an arousing Flash. The dialogue is stupidly unrealistic, the art style is wack, and the whole thing is in bad taste. The whole right-then-left sequencing was totally absurd.

Interactivity: 5/10, it worked, and the ActionScript was decent, but it was basically a bunch of play buttons.

Overall: I thought I'd say way more about this. I thought I'd end up slamming this submission some more, but the thing is, the submission sucks, and I can only describe it so much. I can only put it into so many words. Flat out, this Flash is unarousing, stupid, and unrealistic. Not to mention all of these are the same. Suggestion? Quit making hentai. Call it blunt, but if you started animating something with better taste, you'd get a higher review from me.



arcwfdarcwfd

Rated 5 / 5 stars

lol

they all sound they same



pavel300pavel300

Rated 5 / 5 stars

best shit

u make all the best Meet`N`fuck Games



r4w4e4r4r4w4e4r4

Rated 5 / 5 stars

im horny bye the way nice game

can u get aids from masterbating?



Constipation-is-funConstipation-is-fun

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesome

This is one of my favorites. It's always funny when you say the wrong thing and piss her off.