Almost a 4 or 5

Great flash, weird story (btw, it's a compliment), and really funny in a really strange way. Just a few things should be pointed out:

1. A play/stop/replay button would have been just swell;
2. An end screen - endless loops are not really nice;
3. Could have been longer, but then, it didn't have too;
5. Even if not needed, an NG Loader (or a self-made one) would have made your video look more, you know, professional;

Hope I helped. Looking forward for more submissions like this!

make an ending

on the last frame of the movie and the code

stop();

to the frame so that it doesnt repeat

Experimentation

I expect you were just experimenting on flash. It is a good way to learn but please don't upload it onto newgrounds.