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Submitted: 08/25/2008 | 09:08AM EST

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Captain Bartholomew Roberts was taking on extra crew for a voyage to West Africa. He liked to recruit personally and was sat at a small desk on the quayside at Port Royal, Jamaica. He was questioning a fifty-year old sea cook who had a wooden leg, an eye patch and a hook at the end of his left arm.
"So how did you lose your leg?" he asked the old salt. "We was sailin' round the Horn in a great swell and I fell overboard. A shark 'ad me leg before me mates hauled me out of the water!"
"I see", said Roberts, "and what about your hand?" he pointed to the hook. ""We was attackin' a merchantman - pistols a-blazin', swords a-swingin' and blow me if one of me own didn't cut me 'and off by accident!"
"Well that was unfortunate. Tell me how did you manage to lose an eye?" asked an amused Roberts. "It was a seagull droppin' that caused that sir", said the sailor, almost apologetically. "A seagull dropping caused you to lose an eye? That's amazing!" said the captain.

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Average Score: 7.5 / 10

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Jakob45

"Great"

date: January 3, 2009

5 ofcourse with 10 stars :) :)

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XxMercsxX

"FUCKIN AWSOME"

date: December 27, 2008

GLAD IM NOT EPELEPTIC CUS THAT FLASH WAS SWEET AND HAD AWSOME BACKGROUND FUCKYES!
only problem is that its spam

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RaimeiNaginata

"As expected from the Kitty Krew..."

date: August 25, 2008

A zero-effort piece, probably put together in about thirty minutes. This stuff is the reason there's a two-flash-per-day limit on submissions, though I wouldn't at all doubt that all of the members of the [KK] have multiple accounts, or are perhaps all the same person. It would certainly go a great way toward explaining how these videos keep on passing muster...

Please, take some time to improve your technique, put some real time and effort into it, make it interesting, and at the very least ditch the unnecessarily flashing background.

August 25, 2008

Author's Response:

30 minutes? hahha how about 5.3 minutes? youre a whining bitch nobody here gives a shit for opinions like yours im glad your kind exists here because it resulted in creation of teh Glorious Kitty Krew!!!

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Score: 10
Yoshio

"I voted 5 before watching"

by: Yoshio
date: August 25, 2008

then I watched it and I was all like "yeah man, I totally called it"

August 25, 2008

Author's Response:

yoshio.. i remember you from before.. smgs reviews right? thanks man i appreciate it

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