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Pointless Platformer

rated 4.09 / 5 stars
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Aug 16, 2008 | 12:35 PM EDT

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Author Comments

I'd like to apologize to David Firth for using his song in this shitty excuse for a playable game.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Cool. Funny. Awesome.

Originally, I wondered why it had a 4.09 at the time I looked for it so I played it. I was greeted with very loud music, and graphics that looked hastily made. Soon, I looked for a menu, then a mute button. I ended up listening to the song even though I felt it was inappropriate for the game. The game was fun, and the jokes were funny (not just the "button" jokes but the jokes in the game as well(you can't die, stand here (stickman eating you), you bumped your head,etc.). The only part I didn't like was the gravity in the water area, when, after jumping, it takes like 3 seconds to get back down. Added to that was the pesky water wheel which blocked me from my final burger ( I got it by jumping in from the left).
-The game was great
-Re-playable (Finding the other burgers you missed the first time)
-Funny Jokes
-Explained instructions
-Easy game play but not too easy that the game becomes stupid

Points for improvement
Control layout for only WAD, arrow keys could be included (though it is also a part of a joke in game)
-Mute Button
-Evil slow water gravity

Entertaining, cool, funny game.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

75 i think

did i get all the burgers

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


this game is so shockingly awesome!! but yet so crappy all at the same time. and god that song is so anoying and yet i still continue to listen to it GODDAMNYOU! how can you make such a crap game and such an iritating song so awesome?!?!?!?!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

:D This is surprisingly fun!

Obviously wasn't to hard for you to make, Me and many other people had fun playing it Good Job! Im Pleasently Surprised that this has such a good score and That it made the Front Page! Extremely Surprised it made the Front Page. Not that it dosn't deserve to be though.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

awesome sauce!

this game has grat gameplay. it's just not fancy. people love upgrades, immature jokes, violence, collecting stuff, and medals. this game has some and is still awesome. that means you really did a good job... but, how many burgers are there?