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Submitted: 08/15/2008 | 01:19PM EST

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Happy Clock Day!

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Average Score: 8.3 / 10

Score: 10
Nron

"My god"

by: Nron
date: October 8, 2009

Zach for fucks sake! You spent time pestering me to see THIS!

Oh well. 10/10...

to think i made an account to see this...

October 8, 2009

Author's Response:

Thanks for drawing on the fact that you know me in the real world.

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Score: 10
guyfawkesbeer

"insbirational"

date: August 6, 2009

the poetry of this is so beautifully breath-taking that the only way i know to respond is to also cite poetry. thank you.

The Phoenix and the Turtle
Let the bird of loudest lay
On the sole Arabian tree,
Herald sad and trumpet be,
To whose sound chaste wings obey.
But thou shrieking harbinger,
Foul precurrer of the fiend,
Augur of the fever's end,
To this troop come thou not near.

From this session interdict
Every fowl of tyrant wing
Save the eagle, feather'd king:
Keep the obsequy so strict.

Let the priest in surplice white
That defunctive music can,
Be the death-divining swan,
Lest the requiem lack his right.

And thou, treble-dated crow,
That thy sable gender mak'st
With the breath thou giv'st and tak'st,
'Mongst our mourners shalt thou go.

Here the anthem doth commence:-
Love and constancy is dead;
Phoenix and the turtle fled
In a mutual flame from hence.

So they loved, as love in twain
Had the essence but in one;
Two distincts, division none;
Number there in love was slain.

Hearts remote, yet not asunder;
Distance, and no space was seen
'Twixt the turtle and his queen:
But in them it were a wonder.

So between them love did shine,
That the turtle saw his right
Flaming in the phoenix' sight;
Either was the other's mine.

Property was thus appall'd,
That the self was not the same;
Single nature's double name
Neither two nor one was call'd.

Reason, in itself confounded,
Saw division grow together;
To themselves yet either neither;
Simple were so well compounded,

That it cried, 'How true a twain
Seemeth this concordant one!
Love hath reason, reason none
If what parts can so remain.'

Whereupon it made this threne
To the phoenix and the dove,
Co-supremes and stars of love,
As chorus to their tragic scene.

THRENOS

BEAUTY, truth, and rarity,
Grace in all simplicity,
Here enclosed in cinders lie.

Death is now the phoenix' nest;
And the turtle's loyal breast
To eternity doth rest,

Leaving no posterity:
'Twas not their infirmity,
It was married chastity.

Truth may seem, but cannot be;
Beauty brag, but 'tis not she;
Truth and beauty buried be.

To this urn let those repair
That are either true or fair;
For these dead birds sigh a prayer.

August 23, 2009

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You make me giggle.

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Score: 10
oobie134

"B is for B"

date: July 8, 2009

B is for Dog

Truly great, if this was in a movie it'd get 9856876235455789 stars out of 38927

July 14, 2009

Author's Response:

:) Here is someone that knows what they are talking about.

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Score: 0
someplaceelse

"NO."

date: June 26, 2009

Quality: Default, the built in quality is already attatched to the B, and the B isn't even in the center, it is slightly off to the left a bit. The white background gives it an extra touch to the messyness, therefore it has very low quality.
0/0
Sound: No sound just the B, and that's what makes this boring. No music to listen to, no soundloops to turn the volume down to. Nothing. Just the red B right on the canvas, the color of red is boring also.
0/0
Artwork: None of thee artwork is yourds a white backround from the developers of flash, and the letter B from whoever designed the Times roman new font. Bad use of them also, no diffrent than what many people have done before you.
0/0
Originality: This is so overused. People use the letter B many times in their daily conversaition, Because I beleive I have used the second letter of the alphabet imbeded in the sentence 5 times, and the clock crew has used B already.
0/0

This flash has no animation at all.
-10\10
-15\5

June 28, 2009

Author's Response:

It's a clock day flash you dumb fuck.

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Score: 10
Fro

"The perfect parody to the famous B."

by: Fro
date: May 30, 2009

~ Animation/Graphics ~

I don't know if I've ever seen something drawn so perfectly. The color red that you choice for the B was so perfect that it brought tears to my eyes. The curves reminded me of a beautiful woman on a warm sunny day on the beach. The positioning on the screen made this a art near perfect.. no it is perfect. I can't see anything wrong with it at all. In fact, that has to be the best looking B that I have seen since the original B itself.

~ Story/Content ~

When I look at this B it sends my mind a wandering. It takes me so many places. It's almost like reading a book with the perfect plot, twist, and ending. So hard to find, but so worth the wait. I know to the untrained eye that it may seem like nothing is really going on in here, but if you think about it sometimes nothing can be everything. It's very touching and deep. Deep like the bottom of the ocean, but at the same time it gives the sensation that your flying in the cool breeze hundreds of miles above the ocean. It's everything and nothing. Nearly impossible to explain any other way.

~ Audio ~

What needs to be said that hasn't been said in my review already? If you listen close enough, not with your ears, but with your mind and soul, you'll here the beautiful essence that we call B. It's like angels singing, birds singing in the morning when you first wake up, or a friendly voice of a loved one.

~ Overall ~

I can't find any faults and this deserves every word that I have written for it and much more. I could write all day if I had the time, but since I don't this is going to have to do for the moment being.

May 31, 2009

Author's Response:

Thank you for understanding my inner-torment and appreciating my artistic statement.

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