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Aug 15, 2008 | 12:09 AM EDT

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Author Comments

In the spirit of B this is my first full length clock movie without actual clocks in it. Enjoy!



Rated 5 / 5 stars

goin out west

where they preciate me.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby For a buck

...for a buck,

I really like the silent film feel to it. Especially with the Waits song to it...very appropriate.

But I and you know that better could have been done.

AbsintheClock responds:

Not when there's alcohol involved.


Rated 2 / 5 stars


Well this isn't a complete waste of time anyway, compared to some cc submissions that were done. But I still find it rather lame, the plot was difficult to follow and it did not grab me in anyway at all. I did find the way the submission was made in the old movie style, very original, to an extent, but that was really it. All in all, not really good, but not a complete waste.

AbsintheClock responds:



Rated 5 / 5 stars

I am so happy

Needs more cowbell.

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AbsintheClock responds:

I got a fever.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I hate Clockday!

I come to the portal expecting something and this is the best movie clockday has to offer. The rest of the movies are pieces of shit! I don't know how they got on the front page. But I enjoyed the movie in that it was 50% tOM wAITS. And the rest of the clockday artists are idiot spam mongrels who make shit movies!

AbsintheClock responds:

Umm thanks?