Why You'll Never Get Laid by Sekhem



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Submitted: 08/06/2008 | 05:04PM EST

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Genre: Experimental

Current Score: 1.26 / 5.00

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Rust in the mountains
Rust in the brain
The air is sacred here
In spite of your claim

Rust in the mountains
Rust in the brain
The air is sacred here
In spite of your claim

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Average Score: 5.9 / 10

Score: 10
scottmale24

"This is clearly performance art."

date: September 30, 2008

The flash itself is of poor quality, but that's clearly part of the piece. It has little to do with the flash itself, and rather this piece must be judges as an experience, as a whole. The title is "Why you'll never get laid", and to anyone out there who does not 'get it', allow me to explain the joke to you. You're not getting laid, because you're here watching this. And unless you're doing it it some Clockwork Orange fashion, you're doing it voluntarily. Congratulations.

Elegant in it's simplicity, subversive in it's meaning, and post-modern enough to force the viewer to question "why?".

Bravo.

Also I am just making this up.

September 30, 2008

Author's Response:

tldr

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Score: 10
The-Laugher-Of-Lor

"I loved it."

date: September 29, 2008

It had a bit of everything, which is why it is so amazing.

September 30, 2008

Author's Response:

cool

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Score: 4
Machete-man

"It's very...... Uhhhhh....."

date: August 7, 2008

I'll give you this many points because I'm a big fan of surrealism and you did somewhat of a fair job doing that much of it. But a part of me asks if was your original goal to make it surreal anyway, I'd say I doubt that because of your title.

August 7, 2008

Author's Response:

hello i do not understand art yet i will make a review where i act like i do!

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Score: 10
ToFlashOrNotToFlash

"Wow...thats CrApPy"

date: August 7, 2008

With a score that low, you seem like your trying to get totw.
Well, another movie by your lil group is beating you, heads up!
=D

August 7, 2008

Author's Response:

if i really cared about some shitty ng award i would get it, trust me

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Score: 0
CherryMuffin1701

"This would only be good if..."

date: August 7, 2008

... Either you were tripping on acid or had epilepsy. And for you to say I'll never get laid is illogical. Being married counteracts your assumption that it would never happen :P

August 7, 2008

Author's Response:

married to your hand what

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