Anything can happen on the moon!
Crime is a shit that needs wiping up!
Zomborgs are on the loose and killing people!
What would happen if an alien spacecraft was sighted near Earth? Uncle Sam would launch 100 missiles at it, that's what would happen.
Welcome to Earth is the ultimate dodging game. If you can last over 30 seconds you're doing great. Over 60 and you're incredible.
Collect the blue shields, they spawn every 8 seconds and they're the secret to survival.