Its about damn time eh? ive finally concluded this little project. after this i might take some time off to study more flash techniques(and maybe learn how to make a freaking icon!) anywho, this one has a special guest star and I think yous guys's will enjoy it(well some of you. others will send derogatory messages to me saying how much i "suxz" or how " lame-ass" I "Is".
enjoy, because you know wont
7/28/08 how da hell did the 3rd one get a lower score than the 2nd one? i spent about 3 times longer working on it! oh well. i guess it really isnt as funny, but its still a matter of principle.
here are some Q&A's that some of you have been emailing me about:
Q. Why is culex in a shitty pokemon movie?
A. because he wants to be, and if I deny Culex anything he'll beat me in the face with the Earth Crystal.
Q Why doesnt Culex have a numerical level?
A.because i didnt have enough room for "eleventy billion"
Q. Why do you suck so much?
A. just ask yo momma!
Q. why doesnt this "ash and the Truck" have "gangsta" vernacular?
A.I got tired of trying to think of(and write) funny things to say. also its tough to write for Ash, who is "stoopid" and "fly" and "down" and "da bizzomb".
Q.your the whitest dude ever, so why did you use the "gangsta" vernacular to begin with anyway??
A.Hey! im not the whitest guy ever! just look at Wayne Brady! i really dont know why i did , but it was fun. i think i was just talking to myself(not in the creepy way, but the "see if this dialogue works for this character way") and decided that Ash is a "gangsta" and "jacked Dat Truck". Im not trying to make fun of real gangstas, i just thought it was funny for a 10 year old call Lt. Surge a "bitch ass hoe". im sure you can all relate.
Q.Why are you so sexy?
A. Obviously, person-who-Ive-never-met-
before-who-clearly-isnt-m e-just-typing-pointless-q uestions, i just am.
Q.are there going to be any more "ash and the truck" or do you not like milking ideas?
A. well,hopefully i wont touch the concept again(the truck) but you never know. someday soon i might become so bitchen at animating that i might redo this series and revamp it entirely. time will tell
Q. what other ideas do you have for other flash movies?
A. thats a secret! but i do plan on making an animated series based on my name.
Q. hey, i just noticed, you never explained why serj said "i am, well at least not yet". please elaborate!
A. i would love to but um....im to busy doing stuff. but think about it in a "grandfather paradox" sort of way and you might figure it out(actually i forgot all about the explanation but i think its more fun if you try to figure it out yourselves!