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Jul 27, 2008 | 8:58 PM EDT
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EDIT: Daily Feature?!?! Holy crap, thanks a lot guys!
You must have really enjoyed the orange juice :]
EDIT: Front page!?!!? *Dies*
EDIT: Fifth place game; Month of July 2008.
I'd like to thank everybody that made this possible,
i never knew the game would be that popular :D
Glad you liked it, PM me if you have suggestions, or critiques.
Thanks a bunch :]

WARNING: This movie contains strobing colors, high pitched tones, and an angry computer;
By playing this flash game you agree as viewer that I, the author, am not at all
responsible for any injury that may happen to you. Thank you.


I'll never be the same after making this flash.
Every single letter made in this had to be done frame by frame,
the most tedious, back breaking progress that i'll probably never do again.
This isn't your normal test,
it helps you discover yourself, and compare yourself to others.
And yes, it's a quiz.
You get scored on every click you make, so,
pay attention.

Enjoy ;]

1. Select [cancel load]
2. Select each answer that is furthest to the left for every question.
3. When you get to the numbered task, select 36 in the top left corner.
4. Keep selecting answers furthest to the left.
6. Again, continue pressing answers that are furthest to the left.
Done now? When you get to your final score, it should be 51.
If it's something else, you did it wrong.



Rated 0 / 5 stars

i hate bagels

i didnt really see the point of the quiz

am i missing something?

K-Guare responds:

The real problem here is that you don't like bagels. :]


Rated 0 / 5 stars

I read faster than 2 words per minute

Which makes this game unbelievably annoying. I don't want to wait to read some stupid shit, I want to read at my own pace. Did you think it would have been a bad idea to just put up paragraphs for people too read? or perhaps it would have been a bad Idea too speed up the text or add a tool that would select a typing speed for the player.

In any case, I was too impatient too wait. Thumbs down.

K-Guare responds:

If you read some reviews of my last solo submission, Gradation for beginners,
some people said that it went by too fast.
I'd rather have too slow than too fast, and,
since it just went by too slow, your just going to give me a 0?
What a fair and balanced review;
You sir must be a genius.


Rated 0 / 5 stars


that was wierd and if answer it truthfully it kinda creepy i got 61

K-Guare responds:

It was "OK" and you gave it a zero?
Wow, what a balanced review.


Rated 0 / 5 stars

I should have guessed.

This game is made directly in the eyes of the author. I tried doing it my way and my score was a 1. I tried thinking like the author and guess what I got? 90...This game is more or less for people who think exactly as the suthor of this game. Anyone else is apparently too stupid to play the game in the authors eyes.

Sorry bud, but 0/0 and 0/5 insulting peoples intellegence just shows how arrogant you really are.

K-Guare responds:

How can you 'try' to think like me?
You don't know me at all.
Nobody here on newgrounds knows my real name.
How could you even claim you can think like me.?
This game is for entertainment purposes.
The insults were for entertainment purposes,
and if you haven't noticed, i've already responded
to over 400 of the reviews i've gotten, almost all of them,
even bad reviews like this, saying "Thank you."

I'm not arrogant, and you have no clue who i am, or how i think.
Thank you for this well constructed review.


Rated 0 / 5 stars


Am I retaded or what bc all I ever see is a white page.

K-Guare responds:

Try clicking 'Pop-Up', that works for other people with errors.