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EDIT: Daily Feature?!?! Holy crap, thanks a lot guys!
You must have really enjoyed the orange juice :]
EDIT: Front page!?!!? *Dies*
EDIT: Fifth place game; Month of July 2008.
I'd like to thank everybody that made this possible,
i never knew the game would be that popular :D
Glad you liked it, PM me if you have suggestions, or critiques.
Thanks a bunch :]
K-Guare

WARNING: This movie contains strobing colors, high pitched tones, and an angry computer;
By playing this flash game you agree as viewer that I, the author, am not at all
responsible for any injury that may happen to you. Thank you.

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I'll never be the same after making this flash.
Every single letter made in this had to be done frame by frame,
the most tedious, back breaking progress that i'll probably never do again.
This isn't your normal test,
it helps you discover yourself, and compare yourself to others.
And yes, it's a quiz.
You get scored on every click you make, so,
pay attention.

Enjoy ;]
K-Guare

-=HOW TO PROVE THAT THIS IS NOT A RANDOM GENERATOR=-
1. Select [cancel load]
2. Select each answer that is furthest to the left for every question.
3. When you get to the numbered task, select 36 in the top left corner.
4. Keep selecting answers furthest to the left.
5. DO NOT PRESS THE HOME KEY DURING THE SECOND TASK. NOT ONCE.
6. Again, continue pressing answers that are furthest to the left.
Done now? When you get to your final score, it should be 51.
If it's something else, you did it wrong.

Reviews


umexcusemeumexcuseme

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

am i missing the point?

it doesn't do anything -_-


K-Guare responds:

Try opening it in a Pop-Up.


gmattgmatt

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

harshly boring

seemed cool until you realized the chilidishness of it


K-Guare responds:

Childishness? Bah, Humbug.


CrosseoutCrosseout

Rated 0 / 5 stars

its not really workin for me

what is this test based on, did you use a standard?

I didnt get past the "you seem to be semi-intelligent. but thats about it." Thats where it froze; I heard the sounds, but there was nothing on my screen... no score.


K-Guare responds:

Really? That's where it changed scenes,
try opening it in a Pop-Up and it might work.
That worked for the other people with loading errors.


fartx2fartx2

Rated 0 / 5 stars

i hate bagels

i didnt really see the point of the quiz

am i missing something?


K-Guare responds:

The real problem here is that you don't like bagels. :]


DrAtoMiKDrAtoMiK

Rated 0 / 5 stars

I read faster than 2 words per minute

Which makes this game unbelievably annoying. I don't want to wait to read some stupid shit, I want to read at my own pace. Did you think it would have been a bad idea to just put up paragraphs for people too read? or perhaps it would have been a bad Idea too speed up the text or add a tool that would select a typing speed for the player.

In any case, I was too impatient too wait. Thumbs down.


K-Guare responds:

If you read some reviews of my last solo submission, Gradation for beginners,
some people said that it went by too fast.
I'd rather have too slow than too fast, and,
since it just went by too slow, your just going to give me a 0?
What a fair and balanced review;
You sir must be a genius.