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Jul 27, 2008 | 8:58 PM EDT
  • Daily Feature July 28, 2008

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Author Comments

EDIT: Daily Feature?!?! Holy crap, thanks a lot guys!
You must have really enjoyed the orange juice :]
EDIT: Front page!?!!? *Dies*
EDIT: Fifth place game; Month of July 2008.
I'd like to thank everybody that made this possible,
i never knew the game would be that popular :D
Glad you liked it, PM me if you have suggestions, or critiques.
Thanks a bunch :]
K-Guare

WARNING: This movie contains strobing colors, high pitched tones, and an angry computer;
By playing this flash game you agree as viewer that I, the author, am not at all
responsible for any injury that may happen to you. Thank you.

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I'll never be the same after making this flash.
Every single letter made in this had to be done frame by frame,
the most tedious, back breaking progress that i'll probably never do again.
This isn't your normal test,
it helps you discover yourself, and compare yourself to others.
And yes, it's a quiz.
You get scored on every click you make, so,
pay attention.

Enjoy ;]
K-Guare

-=HOW TO PROVE THAT THIS IS NOT A RANDOM GENERATOR=-
1. Select [cancel load]
2. Select each answer that is furthest to the left for every question.
3. When you get to the numbered task, select 36 in the top left corner.
4. Keep selecting answers furthest to the left.
5. DO NOT PRESS THE HOME KEY DURING THE SECOND TASK. NOT ONCE.
6. Again, continue pressing answers that are furthest to the left.
Done now? When you get to your final score, it should be 51.
If it's something else, you did it wrong.

Reviews


enwrgonenwrgon

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

what a crap

this gams was so borig


K-Guare responds:

I'd like to see you make a flash for yourself.
I'm sure it'll be just as "Borig" as this.
Purchase a dictionary, please.


Midnight-BomberMidnight-Bomber

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Flashy.

Flashy is not good. Seizure food. I stopped after it flashed those numbers at me; they were irritating, and that's a bad impression right out the front door.

You get two points for humor, but that's about it.



natturnernatturner

Rated 1 / 5 stars

pretty lame

the questions/tasks were lame, the text came up way too slow, and what's up with having to wait for the initializing?
i scored 85, whatever


K-Guare responds:

Here's a good hint, your being test on what you do during EVERYTHING.
Even the initialization.


RavenKumikoRavenKumiko

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Doesn't work

After I hit cancel load, it doesn't do anything! I wasted 15 min. for nothing!


K-Guare responds:

Very strange, try opening it in a popup, that may fix it.


ajunkajunk

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Mediocre

You basically just ripped off the portal survey from www.aperturescience.com. It's mostly the same (actually yours is shorter and less clever) but you changed the name and replaced Cake with Bagels. Real fucking original.


K-Guare responds:

When i got the idea of this i didn't even know of www.aperturescience.com,
somebody actually told me about it through one of these reviews.

Trust me, i hate people who copy,
but may i ask you a question...?
Is there a reason behind the fact that you
just made your account today, and
this review is the only contribution to the site you've made so far.?
Thanks.