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Jul 27, 2008 | 8:58 PM EDT
  • Daily Feature July 28, 2008

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EDIT: Daily Feature?!?! Holy crap, thanks a lot guys!
You must have really enjoyed the orange juice :]
EDIT: Front page!?!!? *Dies*
EDIT: Fifth place game; Month of July 2008.
I'd like to thank everybody that made this possible,
i never knew the game would be that popular :D
Glad you liked it, PM me if you have suggestions, or critiques.
Thanks a bunch :]

WARNING: This movie contains strobing colors, high pitched tones, and an angry computer;
By playing this flash game you agree as viewer that I, the author, am not at all
responsible for any injury that may happen to you. Thank you.


I'll never be the same after making this flash.
Every single letter made in this had to be done frame by frame,
the most tedious, back breaking progress that i'll probably never do again.
This isn't your normal test,
it helps you discover yourself, and compare yourself to others.
And yes, it's a quiz.
You get scored on every click you make, so,
pay attention.

Enjoy ;]

1. Select [cancel load]
2. Select each answer that is furthest to the left for every question.
3. When you get to the numbered task, select 36 in the top left corner.
4. Keep selecting answers furthest to the left.
6. Again, continue pressing answers that are furthest to the left.
Done now? When you get to your final score, it should be 51.
If it's something else, you did it wrong.



Rated 1 / 5 stars

pretty lame

the questions/tasks were lame, the text came up way too slow, and what's up with having to wait for the initializing?
i scored 85, whatever

K-Guare responds:

Here's a good hint, your being test on what you do during EVERYTHING.
Even the initialization.


Rated 1 / 5 stars

Doesn't work

After I hit cancel load, it doesn't do anything! I wasted 15 min. for nothing!

K-Guare responds:

Very strange, try opening it in a popup, that may fix it.


Rated 1 / 5 stars


You basically just ripped off the portal survey from It's mostly the same (actually yours is shorter and less clever) but you changed the name and replaced Cake with Bagels. Real fucking original.

K-Guare responds:

When i got the idea of this i didn't even know of,
somebody actually told me about it through one of these reviews.

Trust me, i hate people who copy,
but may i ask you a question...?
Is there a reason behind the fact that you
just made your account today, and
this review is the only contribution to the site you've made so far.?


Rated 1 / 5 stars


i took it twice and with the same answers (my answers not your who should prove it not to be random) and i got 49 and 2

the psychological preasure in the quiz is actually high but the questions are dumb and random. By the way there is only 1 task to complete besides the random questions which matters incredibly little to anyones intelligence or mental state. and this one task requires memory beyond believeable to acomplish... personally i took the lowest number i could remember and the highest number and took the number closest to the average of those. and thats about as much as you can do.

you made a great tension in the quiz but the questions were stupid.

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Rated 1 / 5 stars

Are you kidding me? Top 5? Come on...

How did this get onto the Daily Top 5? There were no graphics, no storyline or plot ... just a quiz with some humorous answers. It amazes me what you people will rank up there.

K-Guare responds:

Did you play much of the game?
Games don't need graphics,
games don't need plots,
games don't need anything.
You can bend the rules if you know them well enough,
and that's what i've done with this game.
That's why i got a good prize for this,
people saw beyond the fact that
there wasn't amazing graphics.
I'm sorry you were expecting a little more ;[
Maybe after i get my graphics tablet you'll
like some of my future movies.

Even if you didn't like it, though,
thanks for reviewing :]