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Jul 27, 2008 | 8:58 PM EDT
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EDIT: Daily Feature?!?! Holy crap, thanks a lot guys!
You must have really enjoyed the orange juice :]
EDIT: Front page!?!!? *Dies*
EDIT: Fifth place game; Month of July 2008.
I'd like to thank everybody that made this possible,
i never knew the game would be that popular :D
Glad you liked it, PM me if you have suggestions, or critiques.
Thanks a bunch :]

WARNING: This movie contains strobing colors, high pitched tones, and an angry computer;
By playing this flash game you agree as viewer that I, the author, am not at all
responsible for any injury that may happen to you. Thank you.


I'll never be the same after making this flash.
Every single letter made in this had to be done frame by frame,
the most tedious, back breaking progress that i'll probably never do again.
This isn't your normal test,
it helps you discover yourself, and compare yourself to others.
And yes, it's a quiz.
You get scored on every click you make, so,
pay attention.

Enjoy ;]

1. Select [cancel load]
2. Select each answer that is furthest to the left for every question.
3. When you get to the numbered task, select 36 in the top left corner.
4. Keep selecting answers furthest to the left.
6. Again, continue pressing answers that are furthest to the left.
Done now? When you get to your final score, it should be 51.
If it's something else, you did it wrong.



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


is 8 good if itz not dont tell me coz ill kick your 6th toe figure out that one BITCH!

K-Guare responds:

You might want to kick my 6th toe out then. :]
Thanks for reviewing :D


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Bagels are the shizzle.

Seriously, they are. As well as OJ. Hold the Simpson.

Anyway, like everyone else, it reminded me of Portal. But that's what you were going for, right? Sarcastic computer, bagels instead of the cake (yet the bagels aren't a lie)... now all we need is a Companion Cube ripoff. In the end, it was interesting to reaffirm to myself how I think and act through this little gem.

The problem is with the final score. It's not that it calculates wrong, it's just that different people have different ideas of what is a good personality trait. Take the Klingons from Star Trek. They believe that being quick to anger is civilized. The Vulcans feel the opposite way. If either one of them made a personality test flash game like this, the Klingons would give higher scores to the angriest people and the Vulcans would give higher scores to the calmest. It all depends on one's point of view, and therefore this test is a reflection of your point of view. The numerical value is only a calculation of what you feel to be positive attributes in people.

Not that I care. It's freaking awesome.

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


it was very good but i only got 25 :( didnt no wot it meant by the home key lol

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K-Guare responds:

There's a button on your keyboard that should say 'Home'
It should be above the number pad, somewhere around there.
But some keyboards don't have it, so, sorry :[
But thanks for reviewing :D


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Apparently this "The Machine is Using Us" thing is catching on.
Please add a "Back to Main" button on the credits screen, though.

K-Guare responds:

The credits do end, it takes about 20 seconds for the song to end though.
I want people to read the credits lulz :D
Glad you liked,
thanks for reviewing :D


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Good game

LAWL i got a 86